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Homeniuk

A very athletic, smart person that is liked by everyone and who has a big shlong.
1.Wow look at Nick.

2. He is such a Homeniuk.

1. I want to be more like him.
by Jock195 April 8, 2009
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hotmeleon

A female who at times seems to be extremely attractive/hot but at other times her appearance changes (similar to that of a chameleon) and becomes less attractive.
Bro 1: "She looks like shit today"
Bro 2: "Yeah. but she was a total smokeshow yesterday."
Bro 3: "Total hotmeleon"
by Son_of September 10, 2012
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Hormental

When a mentally unstable female is on her period.
"That girl is acting SO hormental"
by anonymous69420 February 22, 2013
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hotzendorf

noun.
a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature

verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it
I just hotzendorfed my life tremendously, bro.
by gunner13 July 17, 2017
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Conrad von Hötzendorf

Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?

Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!
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hottentott

It's spelled hottentot and that's considered derogatory now. They prefer to be called the Khoekhoen. Their language is called Nama, not hottentottish and is nothing like how pirates talk. It's related to !Xóõ.
The khoisan languages are spoken by people such as the Hottentot and the !Kung.
by Eddy December 23, 2003
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hotmer

bitch ass teacher who give out to much fucking homework
to much homework hotmer
by laughey clownlol March 7, 2017
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