mexican hotpocket

When a male takes a shit in a females vagina and then has sex with her.

"So i ate Taco Bell the other night and went home to have sex with my girlfriend. While we were having sex i had to take a dump so bad i gave her a mexican hotpocket.

by A. Regar June 26, 2008

alabama hotpocket

shitting in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Yea me and jessica got it on with an Alabama hotpocket.

by dildo machine June 21, 2006

Cincinati Hotpocket

when you take a major shit in a pillowcase at a hotel and leave it as a surprise for further guests. Or when you take a major shit in a pillow case and beat the hell out of random people walking down the street.

chase makes a Cincinati Hotpocket and beats the hell out of noah with it.

by theCODfather12345679098654321 November 29, 2010

hillyard hotpocket

When you use a hotpocket as a condom during sexual intercourse, and immediately following climax you eat that thang.

So I met this slut at the special K, and I was out of rubbers so I gave her a hillyard hotpocket.

by T69broken June 15, 2014

Louisiana hotpocket

The act of someone shitting in a girls vagina and then fucking it in and out.

Boy: have you ever gotten a Louisiana hotpocket?
Girl: ya my vagina was dry so the guy shit in it
Boy: can I try?
Girl: eww no it's disgusting

by Hornyteen13 April 5, 2009

eskimo hotpocket

When you shit into a condom, freeze it and continue to fuck your partner with the frozen shit condom

At the local tavern, I received an "eskimo hotpocket"from a swamp donkey

by Dirty Bern December 21, 2016

42 hotpocket

the act of shitting into someone's asshole and then fucking it, named after (and allegedly practised by) "The 42 Crew", the legendary gay cruising society reputed to operate in the toilets of Trinity College Dublin.

Myles's sofa was in a shocking state this morning coz he gave Colm a 42 hotpocket on it last night.

by douche#9 February 10, 2008