gash hound

A man who cannot restrain the urge to copulate with every human female he sees. Derived from gash, crude slang for female genitalia; and hound, a suffix commonly used to denote baseness, relentless pursuit and traditional male faults. (cf. pussy hound, hound dog, hound, bird dog)

"There goes Carcetti, chasing after another girl."
"Once a gash hound, always a gash hound."

by Cosmo October 7, 2007

The Hounds

An old man's testicles

don't look at the hounds, don't look at the hounds.... (looks down) O man I looked at the hounds!

by Professor IDC August 5, 2011

cooze hound

Originating from 'cooze' aka: slang for pussy or vagina, the 'cooze hound' is one whom is always searching to fill their desire for fresh pink wet cooze. A cooze hound can never get enough pussy.

Tony Soprano is the biggest cooze hound around.

by CoozeHound.com January 15, 2005

basset hound

absolutely the cutest and most lovable dog ever...loyal for life...bassets have tons of energy, but love to sleep as well. they have a sixth sense and will always make you laugh.

my basset hound stuck his nose up a skunk's ass and got sprayed in the face...

by StephanieLT October 7, 2006

Scanner Hound

Someone who lives vicariously through listening to police and/or fire scanners. Generally someone who has an uninteresting life of their own, or flat out nothing better to do. Some say it's a disease caused by people who only wish they could be a Firefighter, EMT, Paramedic, Sheriff's Deputy or Police Officer...we may never know! A few scanner hounds have taken to the extreme and created Facebook pages/Twitter Feeds to inform the public each time something happens on the scanner. Another extreme, scanner hounds that turn into Ambulance Chasers, so they can get a first hand glance at the 'action'.

If someone you know is suffering from being a Scanner Hound, simply slap them in the face and tell them to get a life!

That guy is a hard core scanner hound, he walks around with his scanner on, his phone, and iPad listening to 3 different stations at once!

by The 1 Ur Mama Warned U About August 11, 2014

Shekel Hound

A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.

I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags

by xXFurball February 6, 2015

hounsing

(verb)
1. behaviour where one applies excessive makeup in a vulgar style and takes a masculine form.
2. Acting in a Hounsell-like manner.

see hounce

That woman is hounsing!

by transit.rider March 15, 2005