hobitch

A person that is persistingly annoying you. The derivation of the word comes from a ho that was acting like a bitch. A ho that acts like a bitch is annoying, therefore, a hobitch is an annoying person that is quite bothersome and pestering.

Hey Bro, stop acting like a hobitch. You'd be lucky to get any pussy. Don't be so selective.

by ajppds March 10, 2008

hobbitual sex offender

One who screws not only someone who is too young,but also really really short.

Eli:Did you hear? Chads having sex with that 4'1" 17 year old again.

Daniel:He's such a Hobbitual Sex offender.

by It's Eli Dawg! April 30, 2010

Hobi

Hobi is a nickname given to J-Hope (Jung Ho-seok) from BTS. It is used by ARMYs as a term of endearment and gratitude for our beloved sunshine.

Hobi is our sunshine. Hobi is our hope. We purple you Hobi💜

by Bebea💜ARMY💜 March 30, 2021

Eats-hobic

An individual who experiences pain in their ankles after they eat donuts.

Also known as Eats-hobia.

Hey, do you want a donut? "I really shouldn't, I'm eats-hobic."

by EJM,PD February 19, 2018

king of hobbies

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.

K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"

by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

hobi

the most stunning man to ever walk the earth, he is not a horse, nor ugly, he’s pretty, hot, and fuckin adorable, stream hope works and ego 😘

have you ever looked at a man and cried?
yes, hobi

by egobyhoseok February 2, 2020

hobbit bob

Getting head from a person or animal who most likely has hair on their feet, and who most definitely, is short.

Man, last night I got a wicked hobbit bob from that gymnast, Hillary. I thought my nuts were gonna melt off.

by deviousrlm September 19, 2009