hooah

Phonetic spelling of the military acronym HUA, which stands for "Heard Understood Acknowledged." Originally used by the British in the late 1800's in Afghanistan. More reciently adopted by the United States Army to indicate an affirmative or a pleased response.

1: Sgt: "Y'all got the game plan?"
PFC(s): "Hooah sargeant!"

2: Sgt: "Y'all ready for chow?"
PFC(s): "Hooah sergeant!"

by MaddogS September 30, 2003

Hooah

U.S. Military Slang.

Referring to, or meaning anything and everything except "no." Generally used when at a loss for words. Also:

Good copy, solid copy, roger, good or great; message received, understood.
Glad to meet you, welcome.
I do not know, but will check on it, I haven't the vaguest idea.
I am not listening.
That is enough of your drivel--sit down.
Stop sniveling.
You've got to be kidding.
Yes.
Thank you.
Go to the next slide.
You have taken the correct action.
I don't know what that means, but am too embarrassed to ask for clarification.
That is really neat, I want one too.
Amen.

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

hookah slam

The act of taking a puff from a hookah (and holding it in), throwing back a gulp of beer (or any other intoxicating beverage of your choice), and then exhaling. The feeling is both stimulus and stimulus at the same time. You will taste both the flavour of the tobacco and the beer, as well as any recently consumed meals.

David: man, this American beer is so weak...
Craig: bro, just try throwing back a hookah slam
David: a WHAT?
Craig: a HOOKAH SLAM
David: a hookah what?
Craig: hookah SLAM
David: ...
Craig: ...
David: :O
Craig: ...
David: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Craig: I told ya

by hookahchamp June 20, 2013

HOOAH BAR

The greatest most intense energy bar you will ever eat in your entire life. It is said to give one super human strengths, keen sight, steady breathing, strong trigger finger, killer mentality, stone cold concentration.... and best of all comes in these fantastic flavors Apple-Cinnamon, Cran-Raspberry, Chocolate, Raspberry and Mocha !!!

Pvt. Snuffy: I don't think I can make this ruck march...30 miles seems like a lot Sergeant

Sgt. Slaughter: Bullshit, Here private, try this .....HOOAH BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pvt. Snuffy: Wow thanks Sergeant!! that ruck march was easy thanks to that hooah bar!!

by Ikillhajis77 February 10, 2010

HOOAH boner

Experiencing an erection and possibly ejaculation during a fit of intense motivation brought about by things that should not excite the normal human being but does excite those rare few (normally members of the military) who are extremely "moto."

Capt X got a HOOAH boner when he heard his troops start hollering like crazed idiots during a squad run, even though they looked and sounded like... well, crazed idiots.

by bishop323 October 6, 2011

Hookah Nick

A person who is the god of everything that is and will be hookah. His wise and noble hookah ways usually lead to a gathering of disciples, whom try to learn his dark and mysterious hookah teachings. A Hookah Nick status can be obtained by showing hookah novices something they've never seen before hookah related, which is shortly followed by their eternal devotion and blowjobs.

See also "Hookah Fluffer"

Hookah Nick showed me a new brand of tobacco yesterday and man was it awesome! He really did deserve that blowjob I gave him.

by Imnothookahnick December 2, 2009

Hookah Hog

A friend or stranger that doesn't share the hookah and takes more puffs than anyone else while trying to play it off as having a small lung capacity.

Dang hookah hog, if your name isn't Willie or Snoop, pass the pipe!

by CHH November 6, 2007