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Honest cop

something that doesn't exist
Judge: So the knife belonged to you, DNA matches you, the home in which she got murdered belonged to you. Did you murder her?

Honest cop: Nope

Judge: I totally believe you!
by Hotpocketsboy December 8, 2010
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San Francisco horseshoe

The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.
Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .
by Reverendthundercock April 14, 2020
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Honesti

Most amazing girl anyone could ever ask for. She has a nice personality and a great sense of kindness. Honesti is a girl who can your lover friend and soulmate all at the same time. She had a bubbly personality. Doesn't like new people. She is a shy person at times when shes around someone she like. Clumsy most of the time. Sexually attractive has book and streets smarts and its a freak in bed. Honesti is known for a nice body and a big booty. Her smile can light up a dark room and her eye will make you fall in love with her soul. Honesti is the freak in the sheet.
C'mon Honesti be honest with what you're actully sayong here.
by Bubblepoper March 14, 2018
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say honest

John: Your Girl is cheating on you
Nuk: Say Honest
John: Honest
by nukchung May 14, 2017
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horses hoof

rhyming slang for a 'poof' or homosexual man
person one: look at that shore boy over there, he looks like a horses hoof with his little pink shirt and yellow hotpants
person two: you know it!
by shanos August 6, 2006
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Paint houses

This term is used by American mafia members to describe the occupation of being a hitman.
A friend of ours is having a little trouble with a wannabe shylock from Philly. I spoke with Angelo, and he gave me permission to find someone who knows how to paint houses.
by HisDudenessElDude November 28, 2019
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honest to god knock me out

also known as "h2gkmo". it was something ariana grande tweeted and her fans started saying it a lot
Alexa: "Look at this picture of Chris Hemsworth"
Me: honest to god knock me out
by hemswerths June 15, 2018
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