hobgoblin

Eating food in the kitchen or straight from the fucking pan because you are too lazy or too greedy to waste energy serving it up

"I was so hammered last night I was hobgoblin ramen straight from the pot and burnt the shit out of my mouth"

by brewster666 March 12, 2015

Hobgoblin

A Hobgoblin is also a kind of monster or animal in storries and computer-games.
see wordGoblin/word

The Hobgoblins attacked the villagers.

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

hemogoblin

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

by damianklisz October 21, 2010

Bung Hobgoblin

Derogatory term for someone who sucks or frequents shitty establishments...such as a White Stripes show, or someone's rectum..

"What the hell were you thinking..wearing a sweater vest and listening to emo...you Bung Hobgoblin!"

also see Rectal Gnome

by Scurvy Bird December 11, 2003

Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin

Oral sex for a man, when a women uses the combination of sucking licking blowing and other acts to please a man, most times ending with the discharge of sperm.

John got a Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin from Stacy after prom. To bad Stacy has AIDS.

by lkelly845 April 25, 2010

Homogobliphobia

Fear or dislike of gay goblins

"You're scared of gay goblins - you Homogobliphobiac"

by Apocalypse King October 1, 2003

hemogoblin

The component in your blood that determines how creepy you'll seem to young children.

As part of the screening process for counselor positions at a youth-camp, each applicant is required to have a blood-test to determine his hemogoblin levels.

by QuacksO March 12, 2017