hommes

Pronounced hom-mess. A man that is said to be "hommes" is classy, stylish, attractive in his own unique right and a badass motherfucker. Though he is not a douchebag, and is in fact a very nice, humble, polite and generous man. He must dislike money and realise it's evil, yet be abundant in it through cunning and karma. After all, what you give is what you get return. The true hommes blows money on awesome shit, and still goes home to find that he can wipe his ass with a 50 dollar bill. But he doesn't because that's not really hommes.
A very rare man indeed.

Also used to describe something that would belong to a hommes or within its criteria.

"Dude... that is so hommes"

"Hey hommes. whats goin on"

"Oh sorry hommes didn't see you were in the middle of a blowjay"

by hommes August 20, 2009

Hommus

Homosexual / slang
Gay
Fucked up
Something which is not quite right.
Can be used to replace such words as fuck, shit and cunt whilst cursing around small children and other impressionable people.

That guy is so Hommus dude!
What's with that Hommus hairdo Biff?
Fuck dude, that is Hommus.

by Pedro Magnadoodle March 19, 2007

hommeurre

Post-gay. Derived from a specific pronounciation of 'homme-er-sexual' and an enhanced euro-styled suffix.

Pertains both to the orientation of the individual (1) and their attributes (2). Can also be used in a negative or deragatory sense (3).

1. Chantelle: He's just not that into me...
Cherise: Of course not darl, he's (a) hommeurre.

2. Ricardo: What about if I wore these pink hotpants?
Ivan: To be honest, they're a little too hommeurre.

3. Christian: "This sucks. So totally hommeurre!"

FRANCE l'hommeurre

by katherine heathcliffe February 15, 2005

Josh Homme

Lead singer of Queens of the Stone Age. Other half of Eagles of Death Metal. GREAT MUSICIAN!!!!

Hearing Josh Homme perform was litt. Can't wait for his next one.

by Mitchel11 August 24, 2017

Hommus flog

Some who lets everyone down all the time

Gee peter is a hommus flog

by G.d.a February 3, 2018

Hommey

The other way of saying the word "Homer", mostly in an annoying voice.

HOMMEY! HOMMEY! GET OUT OF BED HOMMEY! BREAKFAST IS READY!

-Marge Simpson

BUT MARGE!

-Homer (Hommey)

by wenisses February 4, 2018

Hommes certains

A bunch of crackheads
They are the nicest people you will ever meet
They will make you either feel gay or will make you feel cool so it’s a win/win either way!
Half of them are gay as shit but if you don’t try then you don’t know !
They’re favourite past time is to ingest drugs

Hey did you see the new hommes certains that got kicked out of school ?

by Ur local man December 31, 2019