Homoner

A homosexual who owns a house.

Maurice: " Have you seen Roger around the condo gymnasium lately?"
Chad: " No. That queen bought a house in San Francisco and is now a total homoner."

by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011

Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner

Lil Wayne is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.

Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Lil Wayne the closeted HOMOwner in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??

by the jester of all jesterers February 10, 2010

Homeownless

A person without a house or flat ownership.

It is a synonym for the status of a tenant with a feeling of sadness about it.

- Mate, did you manage to buy that house at the end of the street?
- No, not enough savings. We are still renting, still homeownless.
- I'm sorry to hear such terrible news. Stay strong.

by Brand Making Machine July 31, 2022

Home-owner

Crude straight-person code-word for a gay person. Used in order to avoid an uncomfortable social situation.

Last night I hung out with Borgnine and his friend, the home-owner. Although Borgnine is straight, I think he tried to cup my balls several times.

Wow I never would have guessed Procop was a home-owner...all he ever talks about is pussy!

by NVA Barry April 9, 2006

homepwnership

Annoying maintenance/labor/money costs of owning a home. You may own the house, but the house pwns you.

Yeah, sure, you're building your equity or whatever, but you also have to fix plumbing, redo the roof, and mow the lawn. Homepwnership ain't for me, broseph.

by 82times January 3, 2009

Homeonegus

One of the more interesting species in the human race. The homeonegus is a black male who tends to associate with only its own kind. They walk the streets late at night where they are naturally camouflaged with the darkness of the night. The homeonegus squints its eyes and keep its enlarged lips closed so its teeth will remain hidden so the only white parts of them will not give away their location.
Many of the homeonegus will have there teeth replaced with gold to further enhance there night camouflage.
The homeonegus is also a very fast species reaching speeds up to 22mph.

Lock the door Vince you know those homeonegus will try to get in here as soon as you turn the lights off.

by ML Coon September 14, 2010

homeloaner

Homeloaners are people who think they own a home ...but haven't actually finished paying off the mortgage.

It is common for homeloaners to think they're home owners, because they are no longer renting a property as a tenant.

by akaracquel September 7, 2013