hogistics

the art and science of keeping your steady and your sidepiece from running in to each other.

Dave got busted at the club again. He really needs to work on his hogistics.

by dizzle dulizzle July 27, 2017

Hotistic

Hotistic is a word to describe a girl who at first glance appears to be hot but gives the impression that she is autistic based on her gestures, posture, or ridiculous faces in photos over the internet.

Guy1: Hey man did you see Alyssa's new profile picture?

Guy2: Yes I did she looks really hotistic.

Guy1: I know the face she made looks really dull and lifeless.

by CommaHicks December 18, 2012

holisticstoner

One who smokes weed at random.

Its a Holisticstoner moment lets roll one.

by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004

holeistic

Hippie-culture type of lifestyle dat involves always being in debt.

Living a holeistic lifestyle may indeed be cheaper and easier than having employment and earning your own income, but always mooching off everyone is hardly da best way to "win friends and influence people"! :P

by QuacksO June 9, 2021

Hotistic

Being a baddie but still being a little bit on the spectrum.

"Wow you look very hotistic with your Fortnight shirt on"

by Cheriechahstick February 5, 2025

A-holeistic

When some pseudo-intellectual tries to link normal activities to the cosmos.

(Whilst drinking alcohol)

"It's like the Universe is aligned".

"That's a very a-holeistic thing to say".

by Uncle Steve 2 August 11, 2010