Holbrook Derailment

When a woman is having anal sex with multiple partners and she accidentally shats on the schlong of the last man standing.

Bro 1: Dude your mom was pulling trains again last night. Got there late had to be the caboose. As I was leaving the station she dropped a log on my iron horse.

Bro 2: Dude moms gives you a Holbrook Derailment.

by Merle’s Mom June 15, 2024

Holbrook

A person who wants to cause extreme destruction with fire, and are too creative for their own good.

Dude 1: "We need to build an object to fire another object over a wall"
Holbrook: "We can use a hydrogen engine powered by infusion to launch it higher with more efficiency along... o god the fire i see it... omg i love fire"
Dude 1: "You are such a Holbrook"

by NeonUranium April 14, 2025

Holbrook Derailment

When a woman is engaging in anal sex with multiple partners, and accidentally defecates on the still erect locomotive of the final man standing.

Bro 1 “Dude Buster’s mom was pulling trains last night. I got there late and went last. As I was pulling out she shits on my dick.”

Bro 2 “Damn dude, Buster’s mom gaves you a Holbrook Derailment.”

by Mr. Doses May 15, 2024

Gabrielle Holbrook

The sun that shines on my face in the comfort of a blistering winter day, the fuel to keep my heart beating, the warmth of hot cocoa in my hands after playing in the snow, the feeling of rain drops pattering on my skin, the light of my life.

Elle, you have impacted me through ways you don’t even know about. My love for you grows as frequently as the cells in my body reconstruct. -Grace

Boy: what do you mean when you say you have the feeling of Gabrielle Holbrook

Girl: I mean that I will never grow tired of saying “I love you”

by [e-mail] November 28, 2021