cock holster

U.S. Marine Corps slang for mouth.

"Shut your cock holsters and get on line!"

by Modernartmasterpiece October 25, 2006

Hip Hopster

A person (usually a person of African American descent) who wears oversized reading glasses, gold chains, white tees (or white tees with a design that is reminiscent of Kanye West post-Late Registration era) throwback jackets, tight pants, high top adidas retro shoes, and a baseball cap with a flat brim.

Kanye West occasionally. Jay-Z sometimes. Other hip hopsters include- anyone you see in new york that fits this description

by herbinator August 18, 2009

Devin Hestered

Devin Hester is one of the best return men in the NFL.
To be Devin Hestered means to be owned, dominated or schooled. AKA being DH'ed!

Kern just denied by that girl, he just got Devin Hestered!
Kern you just got fuckin DH'ed!

by Levak May 27, 2008

Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

boner holster

A derogatory, yet all-encompassing slang term for the vagina.

Smells like boner holster in here.

by MC Cancerpants July 31, 2006

In the Holster

The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex for the working man.

Jack nessled his dude in the walls of Mike's ass. When Mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; Jack replied "Just placin it in the holster babe"

by Beisner March 29, 2005

devin hester

Quickly becoming one of the best returners in NFL history, with 3 punt return touchdowns and 1 blocked field goal return touchdown in his first 12 games.

"Did you see Devin Hester's punt return Sunday?"
"Yeah, #23 totally kicks ass"

by JRice80 December 6, 2006