hoefinger

the act of smelling like a vagina.

after playing an arousing game of baskegtball, i smelled like hoefinger

by blow me33447 December 7, 2005

Hollingsworth

Like a good whisky a Hollingsworth is distinctive and rare, never boring or average. He strives to realize his full potential while never judging others unless they wear 5Fingers footwear or similar gaybert attire. Because of his many sensual talents, sexy physique and physical attributes, psychological and physical dependence can be a danger. If you find yourself completely addicted there is a treatment facility in Southern Albania on the Ksamil Islands. The waiting list is long and the facility is only accessible by boat because a true Hollingsworth addict would do anything to be near this beautiful and amazing man.

My Hollingsworth addiction is so strong, I need a fix now!

by 5fingers October 14, 2011

Hoeing

An action or actions of dirty sexual acts with another person for pleasure.

What are you up to girlfriend?

Oh ya know, hoeing.

With who now?

The guy from down the street.

hoe sex slut hooker

by MsEj18 May 28, 2016

low holing

When a fisherman jumps ahead of you to to the next fishing hole.

that douche jumped ahead of me "low holing" me and stealing my potential fish

by fishman99 March 4, 2014

National Hoeing Around Week

Lady’s we can’t just have one day to be a hoe, we need a whole week ! ;)

Boy: hey do you wanna come round to mine today?

Girl: I mean it is national hoeing around week so why not ;)

by maddieissillyyy October 18, 2019

Worm holing

When two men take a double ended pocket pussy and use it like a Chinese finger trap.
Once both men have “bottomed out” or touched tips inside the worm hole they will then be transported to the other dimension.

Stephanie: are you two boys worm holing or just stuck in a Chinese finger trap?

by Wormwholingnstuff March 18, 2020

Howling Fantods

A stage 4 case of the heebie jeebies.

Realizing that, after all this time, as I approach the end of this 981 page novel with 97 pages of footnotes, as much as I have loved every run-on sentence and obscure pharmacological reference I still cannot coherently answer the frequently-asked and painfully-simple airplane-seatmate question "what's it about?" has giving me a serious case of the howling fantods.

by rgoogin May 4, 2010