hoe or hoed

Sexual intercourse.

Sorry I was late for the game, had to hoe it out of your old lady.

by Triad February 3, 2003

Jai Hoed

To be taken down or fail. This must be attacked by another person. Could be tabled, triped or any other way of falling.

Tom triped tim
Tom says: you got jai hoed

by AD'SOUZA April 7, 2009

Yo-hoed

To take something for yourself by deceptive means

The London Museum really yo-hoed the entire world to get its artifacts

by JohnTravoltasJet November 6, 2019

It-hoed

Tied up by the front teeth and dragged through a pile of Jordan dicks mouth first while accruing copious amounts of brown boi oil in your bottom lip

Fuck you cunt, you deserve to get it-hoed

by Lachland the cunt February 10, 2022

Ho-Ho-Hoed

When Rain screws you by missing rain spins above and below your reel. Alternatively, when you are on crazy mode and you are the only ones pulling on rain spins.

Man, I just got Ho-Ho-HOED!!

by BearBeTrippin December 23, 2024

Ho-Ho-Hoed

During the Christmas season when there is a Rain spin above and below the reel you are on every round. Alternatively, when you are on Crazy Mode and your team is the only ones pulling rain spins.

Man, I just got Ho-Ho-Hoed

by BearBeTrippin December 23, 2024

Carolina Hoedown

the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit while blowing you. You then ask her to stick a finger in your ass and after everything is said and done, you have left her with a souvenir of a wet, stinky skid mark on her couch or bedsheets.

Friend: Dude did you get laid last night?

Male: No, but I busted out the Carolina Hoedown so bad; her apartment stunk too bad for her to stay so she had to stay with a friend for the night.

by Airmanflipflop June 25, 2009