Hoely

If a girl is hoely, it means she's acting like some holy virgin but actually is a hoe

A: Did you see that girl last on the party?
B: The hoe throwing herself on guys?
A: Yes, and now in school she's acting all nice and clean
B: What a hoely girl

by Kekkidy March 31, 2015

Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.

If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.

by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018

Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.

I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.

by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009

Hofeldt

A german word meaning; asshole, run the other direction, don't marry him.

I don't know why she would date him, he is such a Hofeldt

by Hofeldts ex January 31, 2009

hoeless

The act of not having a hoe.

"I felt bad, I was hooking up with Aubrey while Mike Clark was hoeless as ussual."

by David Leee January 12, 2007

Hadel

Hadel, the most beautiful woman with the best personality, you can’t beat it!. She is charming, cute, and anyone could adore that smile she has. You can trust her with all you heart and she will take care of it but she gets confused at most times. She is smart, adorable and will trade anything she has to build something new. Hadel can be selfish and stubborn sometimes and she may be difficult to handle but you are the luckiest to have her in your arms.

Person 1: Omg! Did you see who that guy was with
Person 2: No who was it?
Person 1: He was holding a Hadel is his arms!
Person 2: He must be the luckiest man alive!

by ItzDraonie May 21, 2019

Hoelle

A chick i used to fuck named Noelle, she was a real neighborhood Ho

Hoelle, wow yeah she has been around the block for a hot minute now

by Postypost January 26, 2019