Hoboonthenews

A person who lurks in IRC chats all day posting YouTube videos with the sole purpose of disturbing others.

Man stop posting videos, you're such a hoboonthenews.

by transsexualmonkey September 20, 2009

Hotson

A straight 10/10, got your back all the time, never lets you down and knows how to treat people right

God Sandra, he's so fit, he's such a Hotson

by hotsonahhotson March 9, 2021

hobonation

When a hobo goes into hibernation

bloke 1: damn look at that hobo! he looks dead!
bloke 2: na man, he is in hobonation!

by giuseppster July 22, 2008

Hobonic

Possessing the qualities of a homeless person.
Also pertains to the powers of a hobo wizard, which are rare but mighty.

The hobo used his hobonic might to burn the bones off of the gangsta tryin' to jack his bindle.

by Garanje Automatic February 12, 2008

Howson

When a shit almost kills you, this is a Howson.
There is going to toilet then there is going to Howson!
A Howson is so bad it has been known to evacuate buildings.

Legend says that Witches and Wizards use to curse people with the Howson's. Those cursed would be sent away to protect the village. To many a curse of the Howson's was a fate worse than death.

H O W S O N

"We have had to evacuate the building"
"Howcome?"
"Somebody unleashed a Howson"
"GOOD GOD!!!"

H O W S O N - Howson - Howson - Howson (Curse)

by Howson123 June 24, 2017

HoBonus

The act of taking a one night stand out to breakfast the next morning.

Although the one night stand was marginal at best- Tommy felt it would be best to give Sally a HoBonus for her efforts.

by ArtieJ February 1, 2008

Connor hodson,

The Connor hodson is a way of describing someone with a small penis and/ or someone who isn’t funny.

You’re a proper Connor hodson, you know man.

by Wehateconnor December 9, 2019