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Hibbert

A person who laughs in innapropete times.
Some wife: is he gunna be fine
Hibbert: i dont think so hahaha
by Sideshow productions September 1, 2020
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Hibbert

Hibbert; Noun.

1.a dirty sket who's only home is at the bottom of a fucking trash can!

2.A girl who never washes

3.A girl who is not going to leeds
'That girls a hibbert!'

'Some dirty bloody hibberts went to that party last night!'
by Jordan Howardlololol May 12, 2008
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Hobert

Its a nickname, pretaining to someone named robert, but replacing the R with an H for humor
"Hows it going Hobert."
by Dan March 30, 2003
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Hubbert's Peak

A bell shaped curve depicting global and US oil production developed by M. King Hubbert in the 1950's. The computation predicted that US oil production would peak around 1970 and global oil production would peak around the turn of the millennium. Although the US prediction was surprisingly accurate the global prediction was slightly off. Instead of a peak a plateau is currently being observed. Many people use this observation to "debunk" peak oil.

Hubbert's peak is central to the peak oil community and discussions. With the recent advancements in petroleum engineering and exploration more advance models have been developed to predict the future of oil production. Even thought the global oil production hasn't really begun to decline many people are fairly certain that we have already peaked.
Pessimist: Hubbert's peak is a valid expression of simple mathematics, physics, and economics.

Optimist: What the fuck are you talking about its the government's fault gas is so high.
by MrAndMrsInternet November 28, 2011
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hobbernoch

Meaning: 'General Shit', or just 'Random Stuff'.

Created by Alec at UniYAY (www.uniyay.com).
Go read that hobbernoch. Youre full of hobbernoch.
by Vendettaes October 18, 2006
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hibbertrous

A term to describe a very near death experience.
"I was eating a banana the other day and had a hibbertrous moment when I started to choke"
by Jason Hibbert June 29, 2008
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Hibberty jibberty

Nervous jumping around. Talking too fast. Moving around making a mess of everything. Paranoid.
"Dude calm down. You're getting all hibberty jibberty!"
by Ohchrissyo July 14, 2021
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