Big Fat Hoax

A fave new term coined by the 45th POTUS for the impeachment inquiry.

I have been repeatedly targeted and victimized by these traitorous loser Democrats who have conceived of this Big Fat Hoax to attempt to elevate the US Constitution above me.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 5, 2019

Hoagie smack

To whip your penis out, and smack someone directly in the face violently. (nonstop)

Alex hoagie smacked jolin in the face when she was sleeping.

by big dick 4 life May 2, 2009

hoaxofyou

awesomest selenator on stan twitter

hoaxofyou supremacy wbk

by saanikaxo October 15, 2020

Hoaxtard

n. - Denotes a rambling conspiracy theorist spouting absurd, nonsensical pseudoscience to support his position, usually found on places like moon hoax, flat earth and grassy knoll websites. Combines the words hoax and retard.

Cnsprcybuffoon: "I have all the answers right here! The U.S. faked the moon landings because-" (enters into diatribe of ludicrous, longed debunked reasons why it was faked).

Vce_ofreason: "Have you ever picked up a science book in your life, you fuckin' hoaxtard?"

by Grafikman July 17, 2009

hoaxting

Pranking/lying to someone through texting

A: "ur gf cheated on you with me"
B:"sht legit? If it's hoaxting imma r4pe u"
A:"yes"

by legit dictionary March 22, 2016

Hoagie dog

When putting your boner in between your partners butt cheeks vertically. The "titty-fuck" equivalent with butt cheeks, making your dick look like a hot dog in a hoagie bun.

She wouldn't let me titty-fuck her, but she let me hoagie dog her fat ass.

by Briggja80 July 11, 2016

Hoagie Samich

The hoagie samich was invented by Jacob Watrous in 2018, he is the GOAT. It means to eat alot of subs from subway

Are you hungry?

Yeah, you?

Yeah Ima hoagie samich

Dang you really are hungry

by McDade123 May 6, 2021