Hatstall

From the world of Harry Potter, a hatstall is a witch or wizard whose Hogwarts sorting took longer than five minutes.

“Professor McGonagall was a hatstall since the Sorting Hat had trouble deciding wether it should place her in Gryffindor or Ravenclaw”

by Luigiteam1 August 2, 2020

Heatsexual

a terrifying cringe worthy fake sexuality used by horny 10 year old gacha kids

Person 1: hey person 2, i'm leaving the closet
Person 2: Yay! i'm so happy for you! i will support you no matter what
Person 1 i'm heatsexual uwu im so qUiRkY
Person 2: BEGONE TH0T

by DemonDoggo1 March 14, 2021

have the hots for

To have romantic or sexual attraction to someone.
Related to hots.

You have the hots for that blonde.

by supadupagal March 11, 2009

Hatsuseno

a super hot cool sexy person

likes utena and ykk

hey have u talked to hatsuseno?
once you talk to them, I heard ur body goes into metamorphosis and you become a higher being.

by anonymous4020 April 28, 2021

hotsauce anal

Anal sex where you replace lube with hot sauce and at the end he/she licks it off. common side effects: Wrinkly ass, sweatier sex, passing out, louder moans, ass pain, death.

as billy was receiving hotsauce anal from bob he suddenly passed out and died.

by Brattattacker March 10, 2022

Touching hats

The act of making love with one or more partners of any sex, referring to the touching of genitals

"So you remember the girl from last night? Well I took her home after and we were, uh, touching hats for a good two hours."

by Sarg Pepper August 25, 2011

hatstand

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003