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Arxhon : You're meme has failed.
Me : Hofflenosh is teh ghey
Arxhon : You're meme has failed.
Me : Hofflenosh is teh ghey
by Lord Balor February 26, 2005
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This phenomenon occurs when the brain ceases to function to its full potential in the company of a beautiful woman, often resulting in accidents, injuries, odd behavior and extreme embarrassment. In more extreme cases, it can result in police arrest or death.
This phenomenon occurs when the brain ceases to function to its full potential in the company of a beautiful woman, often resulting in accidents, injuries, odd behavior and extreme embarrassment. In more extreme cases, it can result in police arrest or death.
1/ Man sees a gorgeous woman and in an attempt to catch her attention, he waves and walks into a tree. HoFIRe.
2/ Friend 1: "Oh my god I saw the hottest chick the other day while I was out driving! She was so gorgeous I couldn't take my eyes off her"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah, did you stop and ask her out?"
Friend 1: "Uh, no... I had a HoFIRe attack and I accidentally ran over a small child"
3/ Doctor: "What happened to your hand?"
Patient: "HoFIRe. I was in the kitchen making a smoothie for my girlfriend and she flashed me"
Doctor: "Oh, well... what's left of your hand needs to be amputated"
2/ Friend 1: "Oh my god I saw the hottest chick the other day while I was out driving! She was so gorgeous I couldn't take my eyes off her"
Friend 2: "Oh yeah, did you stop and ask her out?"
Friend 1: "Uh, no... I had a HoFIRe attack and I accidentally ran over a small child"
3/ Doctor: "What happened to your hand?"
Patient: "HoFIRe. I was in the kitchen making a smoothie for my girlfriend and she flashed me"
Doctor: "Oh, well... what's left of your hand needs to be amputated"
by Wyldside27 May 17, 2011
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Rage associated with the suffering of HoFIRe.
It can be inwardly or outwardly directed.
In some cases, it can be seen as another form of verbal affection towards the 'Hot Female' in question.
The severity of the rage often corresponds with the passion felt.
It can be inwardly or outwardly directed.
In some cases, it can be seen as another form of verbal affection towards the 'Hot Female' in question.
The severity of the rage often corresponds with the passion felt.
1/ Inwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
"I am such a f**king dick! Oh my god! I can't believe I just said/did/behaved like such a f**king retard in front of that girl! Now she thinks I am a complete F**kwit! Argh!"
2/ Outwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
Argh! YOu are so f**king hot you are driving me crazy! I walked into a f**king tree! What are you doing to my goddamn brain?!"
3/ HoFIRe Rage as a form of verbal affection:
"My GOD you are so amazingly hot I just want to tear your face off and fry it in butter with garlic and onions!"
or
"Your are so cute I wanna rip out your f**king voice-box and stuff it in your eye socket!"
(NOTE: HoFIRe Rage is not a threat against anyones personal safety. It is merely verbal. If you feel HoFIRe rage and it becomes physical and you end up wanting to actually harm another person, you more than likely have a mental health problem and need to seek help.)
"I am such a f**king dick! Oh my god! I can't believe I just said/did/behaved like such a f**king retard in front of that girl! Now she thinks I am a complete F**kwit! Argh!"
2/ Outwardly Directed HoFIRe Rage:
Argh! YOu are so f**king hot you are driving me crazy! I walked into a f**king tree! What are you doing to my goddamn brain?!"
3/ HoFIRe Rage as a form of verbal affection:
"My GOD you are so amazingly hot I just want to tear your face off and fry it in butter with garlic and onions!"
or
"Your are so cute I wanna rip out your f**king voice-box and stuff it in your eye socket!"
(NOTE: HoFIRe Rage is not a threat against anyones personal safety. It is merely verbal. If you feel HoFIRe rage and it becomes physical and you end up wanting to actually harm another person, you more than likely have a mental health problem and need to seek help.)
by Wyldside27 May 17, 2011
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by Evil762 October 28, 2011
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Get the Hoffle shnoffle mug.Jaquon: Yo nigga you know that boy Dave?? I swear he is such a hoffler and Imma bout to tell him to screw off and shit if he doesn't stop tryin'a be black....he said he is even gonna change his name to Da' vonne.
Jamarcus: Aw hell no! Not while my black ass is alive! Aint gonna happen
Jamarcus: Aw hell no! Not while my black ass is alive! Aint gonna happen
by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016
Get the hoffler mug.Honileth is always there for someone who needs her help, she can give good advice, she's really supportive in whatever decisions you make. Definitely fun to be around. She has a bubbly personality and can always have a good laugh with her. Boys be careful with this one if your ever going to try and play her she'll play you ten times better.
Tends to be a fine young woman with both looks and brains. Shes extremely fun to be around, is always so bubbly and has much to conversate about. When it comes to being there for her friends, shes your main girl to turn to as she'll always stick up for you.
Because shes quite cute and has a hot body, she tends to recieve quite a lot of male attention, but if in a relationship, she is hella faithful so don't let go of her.
Honileth is the type of girl you would want as a girlfriend she is funny and kind and she always wants attention, she will always love you no matter what situation your relationship is in and she always will smile at you even if you don’t smile at her. She has a great body and she is very beautiful and even though she attracts other boys her mind is always on that one special boy. Honileth is the type of girl who will be in a mood with you but then she will just laugh and joke around with you. She is very intelligent and very sexy. Boys love her attention, she always sees the good in people even if they aren’t the nicest.
Tends to be a fine young woman with both looks and brains. Shes extremely fun to be around, is always so bubbly and has much to conversate about. When it comes to being there for her friends, shes your main girl to turn to as she'll always stick up for you.
Because shes quite cute and has a hot body, she tends to recieve quite a lot of male attention, but if in a relationship, she is hella faithful so don't let go of her.
Honileth is the type of girl you would want as a girlfriend she is funny and kind and she always wants attention, she will always love you no matter what situation your relationship is in and she always will smile at you even if you don’t smile at her. She has a great body and she is very beautiful and even though she attracts other boys her mind is always on that one special boy. Honileth is the type of girl who will be in a mood with you but then she will just laugh and joke around with you. She is very intelligent and very sexy. Boys love her attention, she always sees the good in people even if they aren’t the nicest.
by anonymous May 15, 2022
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