Dirty Håkon

The act of pounding triangle shaped dildoes up someones anus and nostrils until they die.

Whoa! That dude deserves a juicy dirty Håkon!

by PeeWeeMan June 3, 2020

Victor Hakonsen

Victor Hakonsen is a genetic disease relation with autism, malaria and stage 4 liver cancer.

You have been diagnosed with Victor Hakonsen

by BigBeefBlack June 8, 2020

Hakoona Matata

A famous phrase from the lion king. Hakooona Matata meens dont worry/no worrys. It is starting to find its way into schools now see eg.

I just had a massive fight with my best friend =(

Ohh..Hakoona Matata! It'll be alright.

by HalfWayDead December 4, 2007

Hakop

A very handsome guy.

Hakop just picked up two chicks.

by &*&()() May 13, 2011

Håkon

A very normal name for a gay person. Håkon loves to fuck guys and suck dick everyday

Look there’s a Håkon, he got to be GAY.

by Håkon M September 11, 2019

Hákon

A very hot and sexy man. The name Hákon is often associated with MS fuckboys.

1 am

Girl: ......
Hákon: u up?💦

by Gamligaur December 4, 2019

Hakooey

n. Someone named Reggie who eats watermelon regularly and may or may not have an affinity for throwing spears.

That dirty hakooey Reggie stole my VCR again.

by The Spear Chaser October 27, 2012