A very nice man
Full name: Anophthalmus Hitleri
Wife: Eva Brown
Born 20th of April 1889 in Auschwitz, Switzerland
He became a very good president in Germany and the they people loved him so much they let him be president from the day he was elected (2nd of August 1934) until the day he sadly passed away after falling down the stairs to his basement in Berlin on the 30th of April 1945
He was in fact so good at being president other countries wanted him to be thier president too but the president of the United States Of America (Winston Churchill) didnt like that so he said no
Hitler wanted to be cremated but since his hospital fees were too expencive, his friends had to cremate him in his backyard
They also cremated his girlfriend Eva because she couldnt live without him, yes she loved him that much
After Hitler and Eva was cremated they both moved to Argentina and lived happily ever after
Full name: Anophthalmus Hitleri
Wife: Eva Brown
Born 20th of April 1889 in Auschwitz, Switzerland
He became a very good president in Germany and the they people loved him so much they let him be president from the day he was elected (2nd of August 1934) until the day he sadly passed away after falling down the stairs to his basement in Berlin on the 30th of April 1945
He was in fact so good at being president other countries wanted him to be thier president too but the president of the United States Of America (Winston Churchill) didnt like that so he said no
Hitler wanted to be cremated but since his hospital fees were too expencive, his friends had to cremate him in his backyard
They also cremated his girlfriend Eva because she couldnt live without him, yes she loved him that much
After Hitler and Eva was cremated they both moved to Argentina and lived happily ever after
by Svea-Rike-Stan February 15, 2023
Get the Hitlermug. Your opponent in an argument. Usually used as deus ex machina (i.e., "cop-out" for the non-Latinists) to end the argument.
Person 1: "Women are better than men."
Person 2: "Wait a minute, what happened to the equality of the sexes argument? Aren't men and women both--"
Person 1: "Hitler was a man."
Person 2: "I lose."
Person 2: "Wait a minute, what happened to the equality of the sexes argument? Aren't men and women both--"
Person 1: "Hitler was a man."
Person 2: "I lose."
by Fredrick Pilkington June 10, 2006
Get the Hitlermug. A misunderstood man with a great plan to exterminate all the people who shit on his art.
He faked his death after his failed plan and left us with good laughs and plenty of jokes to use on the Jews
He faked his death after his failed plan and left us with good laughs and plenty of jokes to use on the Jews
by Big cock 7546 March 23, 2019
Get the Hitlermug. by Wail Halls December 10, 2006
Get the Hitlermug. A man you can compare anyone or anything you don't like to.
Do you disagree with someone? Is it especially concerning political views? Hitler is the ever-convenient figure you can always compare them to! Hitler's Nazi regime murdered 6 million Jews, and was responsible for the deaths of over 50 million people in World War II, making him the ultimate embodiment of human evil. But don't let those heavy details keep you from comparing him to anyone you disagree with, no matter how blatantly ignorant of history and disrespectful of his victims it makes you look.
Think government health care is wrong? No problem! Compare its proponents to Hitler. Does drilling oil offshore and in Alaska get under your skin? Just play the good old Hitler card against the drilling supporters. Hell, the comparison even works with rival sports teams you don’t like.
Photos of people you don't like or agree with can easily be "Hitlerized" with the simple addition of a small mustache and swept bangs on the forehead.
Do you disagree with someone? Is it especially concerning political views? Hitler is the ever-convenient figure you can always compare them to! Hitler's Nazi regime murdered 6 million Jews, and was responsible for the deaths of over 50 million people in World War II, making him the ultimate embodiment of human evil. But don't let those heavy details keep you from comparing him to anyone you disagree with, no matter how blatantly ignorant of history and disrespectful of his victims it makes you look.
Think government health care is wrong? No problem! Compare its proponents to Hitler. Does drilling oil offshore and in Alaska get under your skin? Just play the good old Hitler card against the drilling supporters. Hell, the comparison even works with rival sports teams you don’t like.
Photos of people you don't like or agree with can easily be "Hitlerized" with the simple addition of a small mustache and swept bangs on the forehead.
by Crixxxx January 19, 2011
Get the Hitlermug. A general all-around nice guy. That is, except for him being a raving lunatic who liked to kill people for no reason and take over countries to give more land to the "perfect race". See asshole
Nazi: Hiel Hitler!!!!
Any other person besides Nazi or KKK member: Die bitch!
(Shoots Nazi in head who dies)
Any other person besides Nazi or KKK member: Die bitch!
(Shoots Nazi in head who dies)
by A dood August 29, 2005
Get the Hitlermug. Dictator of the Third Reich. Many people now a days consider him the epitome of evil, and, especially in the Americans' case, think that he still exists and is the only form of evil.
American: Hitler was so bad! He killed 6 million Jews and should die and should be punished and he was so evil he was the most evil man in the world and in history!!!!1111one11!!1
Educated Person: No, he killed no more than 23 million people, including Jews, Negros, Slavs, Communists, overzealous Christians, Homosexual's, and other political dissidents. Stalin killed at least 30 million, and Mao Zedong killed atl east 50 million. The Americans have killed at least 120 Native Americans. Hitler was NOT the most evil person in history. Why should we obsess over a deceased man when there is so much more evil in the world today?
Educated Person: No, he killed no more than 23 million people, including Jews, Negros, Slavs, Communists, overzealous Christians, Homosexual's, and other political dissidents. Stalin killed at least 30 million, and Mao Zedong killed atl east 50 million. The Americans have killed at least 120 Native Americans. Hitler was NOT the most evil person in history. Why should we obsess over a deceased man when there is so much more evil in the world today?
by PINGAS November 6, 2008
Get the Hitlermug.