Something I could have done instead of trying to think of a funny joke so I could get some worthless likes on Urban Dictionary...
Which I probably wont be getting anyway...
Which I probably wont be getting anyway...
Mom: Did you do your homework before playing with your friends on the Xbox?
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)
(Based on a true story)
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)
(Based on a true story)
by Svea-Rike-Stan February 15, 2023
by Svea-Rike-Stan July 01, 2023
A very nice man
Full name: Anophthalmus Hitleri
Wife: Eva Brown
Born 20th of April 1889 in Auschwitz, Switzerland
He became a very good president in Germany and the they people loved him so much they let him be president from the day he was elected (2nd of August 1934) until the day he sadly passed away after falling down the stairs to his basement in Berlin on the 30th of April 1945
He was in fact so good at being president other countries wanted him to be thier president too but the president of the United States Of America (Winston Churchill) didnt like that so he said no
Hitler wanted to be cremated but since his hospital fees were too expencive, his friends had to cremate him in his backyard
They also cremated his girlfriend Eva because she couldnt live without him, yes she loved him that much
After Hitler and Eva was cremated they both moved to Argentina and lived happily ever after
Full name: Anophthalmus Hitleri
Wife: Eva Brown
Born 20th of April 1889 in Auschwitz, Switzerland
He became a very good president in Germany and the they people loved him so much they let him be president from the day he was elected (2nd of August 1934) until the day he sadly passed away after falling down the stairs to his basement in Berlin on the 30th of April 1945
He was in fact so good at being president other countries wanted him to be thier president too but the president of the United States Of America (Winston Churchill) didnt like that so he said no
Hitler wanted to be cremated but since his hospital fees were too expencive, his friends had to cremate him in his backyard
They also cremated his girlfriend Eva because she couldnt live without him, yes she loved him that much
After Hitler and Eva was cremated they both moved to Argentina and lived happily ever after
by Svea-Rike-Stan February 15, 2023
A shorter, easier way of describing a person who unfortunately will not recive that good after-life they so strongly desire and belive they will get
A fundamentalist belief is a trend often seen in people with "monotheistic" religious beliefs, this means thier religion only has one god, a familiar example of one of these to most western cultures would be christianity in which there is only one true god.
The opposite of "fundamentalist" would be "pluralist"
Pluralists accept all other religions while fundamentalists does not.
A fundamentalist belief is a trend often seen in people with "monotheistic" religious beliefs, this means thier religion only has one god, a familiar example of one of these to most western cultures would be christianity in which there is only one true god.
The opposite of "fundamentalist" would be "pluralist"
Pluralists accept all other religions while fundamentalists does not.
Remember Jonathan?
Yeah? What about him?
Well, he's in the newspaper today... he's dead.
Really? Well he's probably in heaven now, don't you think? He was christian right?
Hmm, I'm not sure, he often called himself "a proud fundamentalist"...
Oh well, probably not then...
Yeah? What about him?
Well, he's in the newspaper today... he's dead.
Really? Well he's probably in heaven now, don't you think? He was christian right?
Hmm, I'm not sure, he often called himself "a proud fundamentalist"...
Oh well, probably not then...
by Svea-Rike-Stan February 13, 2024