Jacob Sartorius's latest bump describing the sexual game of 'hit or miss.' This game is also known by many more popular names such as 'smash as pass.' Within this game, one player asks the other(s) if they would "hit," (referring to sexual activity), or "miss," (not wishing to have sexual activity) a certain person, often famous. When Jacob Sartorius uses it in his song, he is mentioning that he has gained so much power over women since becoming famous. Jacob Sartorius means that now that he is rich, he no longer has to play this game figuritively, he can choose with any woman in the world.
"Yo, Hillary Clinton... Hit or miss?"
"What's this shit why aren't we playing Jacob's bump 'Hit or Miss' right now?!"
"What's this shit why aren't we playing Jacob's bump 'Hit or Miss' right now?!"
by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 September 02, 2016
Hit or miss, she took the fuckin kids ya,
Now I’m cryin ain’t got no Will to live ya,
Gonna take my car and drive it off a bridge
Gonna find my body put it in a ditch ya!
Now I’m cryin ain’t got no Will to live ya,
Gonna take my car and drive it off a bridge
Gonna find my body put it in a ditch ya!
by Dire_wolf87 July 21, 2019
HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
TRUMP: LIGMA
ME:
HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
ME:
HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HIT OR MISS
I BET HE DOESNT MISS 🅱️U🅱️?
you got a 🅱️OY FRIREND I BET HI DOESNT kiss YA????
MWAAA *KISSING MY LIGMA LEG*
HE 🅱️ONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA
by SlavicAutism November 05, 2018
These three words are in the best song ever.
HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND I BET HE DOESNT KISS YA MWAH HE GONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HE GONNA SKIRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ KHALIFA
HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND I BET HE DOESNT KISS YA MWAH HE GONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WONT MISS YA HE GONNA SKIRT AND HIT THE DAB LIKE WIZ KHALIFA
by Yeetus the fetus self deletus January 29, 2019
ig they never miss huh
u got a bf I bet he doesn’t kiss ya
mwah
he gonna find another girl and he won’t miss yah
he gonna skirt then hit the dab like wiz khalifa
u got a bf I bet he doesn’t kiss ya
mwah
he gonna find another girl and he won’t miss yah
he gonna skirt then hit the dab like wiz khalifa
by icyhot=shoto April 28, 2019
The depraved state of courtship --- and the male human mindset --- nowadays... if a girl doesn't respond positively to guys' casually "hitting" on her, said guys will merely "give up and move on to someone else" without bothering themselves to instead try "dignified" or "proper" forms of wooing, and so the gal will remain a "miss" --- i.e., unmarried woman --- for a very long time.
It's just downright pathetic how the world of romance has become merely a hit or miss game... whatever happened to the respectful or truly-caring courtship of the old days???
by QuacksO September 09, 2019
by J.A.Y.D.E.N March 26, 2019