Dad used to get high all the time in highschool but when I do it, it's not okay. He's such a hippiecrite.
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Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.
Pete: Mate, you're no stick insect yourself, I think you're being a bit of a hippocrite.
by Neologician November 14, 2012
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A container used in the transport of the large animal known as a hippopotamus (not to be confused with an elephant). These hippos are prone to anger and violence, most likely due to their confinement, so the hippocrate must be very sturdy and secure. A variation of the hippocrate appears in the documentary Jurassic Park, but is used to convey velociraptors.
The Philadelphia Zoo went into lockdown when it was discovered that their latest shipment of hippocrates was one hippocrate short.
by Almost Mr. Nguyen February 23, 2009
Get the Hippocrate mug.1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.
2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.
3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.
2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.
3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.
1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
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"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!
2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!
3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!
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"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!
2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!
3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!
by Bones_25 January 9, 2008
Get the hipocrite mug.A squishy hippo that happends to be hypocritical of others. Derived from the word hypocrite, but accomodated to specificy hippos.
by Prof. of Global Studies at the University of Dartmouth February 3, 2005
Get the hippocrite mug.noun. A fat person that, either by a lack of a functioning mirror, or a act of misguided self-loathing, makes fun of other fat people.
Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.
Generally disliked by the public, these land mammals point out other peoples physical flaws to further distort their self-image. If you are unlucky enough to encounter said creature, it is best to be brutally honest to them.
Fat Girl: Hey Lacy, look at the fat girl walking into the restaurant. I hope they have enough food. haha *sniffle *snort *snort
Lacy: Your a walrus
Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*
Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?
Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.
Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.
Lacy: Your a walrus
Fat Girl: *grabs her food and leaves crying*
Uneducated Bystander: Why did that fat girl waddle away crying?
Lacy: Oh she was being a Hippocrit.
Educated Bystander:Ahh I see,Thank you Lacy, your good deed has not gone unnoticed.
by Truthinese July 29, 2012
Get the Hippocrit mug.The oath officials take after being elected to public office..... You can swear to the people you will not do something....then do it anyway. Oath taken by United States House and Senate before taking their seat. Wife took Hippocritc Oath before shopping today.
All newly elected officials took their Hippocritc Oath today before they assembled. Bank President took Hippocritic Oath when made CEO. CEO took Hippocritc Oath in front of Stock Holders.
by DJD58 December 20, 2012
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