Dad used to get high all the time in highschool but when I do it, it's not okay. He's such a hippiecrite.
by Bea December 20, 2014
A person who takes on all the outward and social aspects of Hippiedom, without ascribing to core values in any true sense
Clara hangs out with longhairs and smokes weed , but she drives a hummer and only drinks StarBucks. She is such a hippiecrite
by digglar September 17, 2008
A person who preaches about conserving natural resources but drives a gas-guzzling car, takes 20 minute showers and leaves the lights pn when they leave their house.
by s p a c e d o u t September 15, 2014
Person of "hippie" culture who eats and lives all natural and judges others for eating junk food, but buys Molly and coke from the random, sweaty guy at the club
He's such a hippiecrite, he talks shit about Cheetos but just bought some sketchy Molly from some dude in the bathroom
by Johny's Tsunami October 24, 2015
A hippie who is a hypocrite. Baby boomer who used to be a hippie who was skeptical of big government, three letter agencies and big business, but now as grown ups, they eagerly embrace the things they were so skeptical of.
I saw my old hippie buddies Joan and Bob the other day. She's an exec at a big bank and he works for big pharma. They're total hippiecrites.
by MuscleTeeth February 09, 2022
Someone who wants you to think they are the epitome of earthy, liberal and a total crunch, but really aren't.
by oronoian December 25, 2010
A portmanteau of the words hippie and hypocrite, used to point out typically wealthy liberal elitist persons who preach traditional hippie values such as tolerance, environmental awareness, socialism/liberalism, personal freedom, pacifism, well-being and human empathy, but in practice do the opposite.
There are many hippiecrites in the world who drive their 8 cylinder Land Rovers through the Starbucks drive-thru, waiting in line for 10 minutes for their Soy Mocha Tall Grande Latte while releasing emissions into the ozone layer and wasting fuel unnecessarily reving their engines thinking it will speed up the process, and then ridicule the less fortunate Ford Escort in line in front of them because it occasionally puffs smoke from the tailpipe, and then stop at BK afterwards for a Double Whopper, wolfing half a pound of cow down while smoking a nice cigarette, and then yell a passing obscenity at the driver of an old pickup truck with a National Rifle Association Sticker on it for being a gun toting, psychopathic lunatic and would not even so much as bleed a penny for a good cause or a homeless person, and believe that everyone should live by their rules and be forced to eat only overpriced organic food and drive vehicles less than 5 years old.
Many trustafarians are actually hippiecrites, rich closeted conservative children who want to rebel against their parents who were hard working businesspeople who probably started with nothing and struggled to build a fortune while their brat kid pisses it away on drugs, booze, cars, hookers, and traveling.
Many trustafarians are actually hippiecrites, rich closeted conservative children who want to rebel against their parents who were hard working businesspeople who probably started with nothing and struggled to build a fortune while their brat kid pisses it away on drugs, booze, cars, hookers, and traveling.
by Paco Machado July 11, 2008