hope language

autocorrected keyboard smash

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jerusalem gc: and thats on hope language

by kaileybigimping December 8, 2019

Hiaper

Short for "hair diaper". The condition of the human body where the pubic hair starts at the navel, travels underneath the nether regions uniterrupted to the small of the back. Also known as a hairper.

I was at the gym the other day and this old guy came out of the shower wearing nothing but his hiaper! I couldn't even tell if it was a dude!

by Jacobazzi Lambrusco August 12, 2010

Hopeism

Hopeism is a religion known for worshiping "Nagito Komaeda". We believe in luck and hope too. 😌🙏🙏

Person A: My religion is Hopeism.
Person B: Let's talk about Hope.

by JustHopeist November 2, 2020

hopelandic

a made-up language (created by band Sigur Ros) which the sound of the word is a meaning and a story to each individual.

One day my mind just abandoned English altogether and adapted Hopelandic instead, thinking only in sighs of emotions.

by Winson February 4, 2005

hopeless love

being in love with someone and it's hopeless

"I love Justin Timberlake with all my heart."

"But he doesn't know of your existence."

"Hopeless love."

by the hopeless lover February 18, 2014

hirpees

The way to spell the sexually transmitted disease according to the god Michael Scott.

“I can’t even say it...h-i-r-p-e-e-s..yes I have hirpees.”

by Show Junkee February 9, 2019

hit and hope

When playing pool, amateur's will often hit the ball as hard as possible, in the hope that one of their balls randomly bounces around the table and goes in a pocket.

"Let's play International Rules (call every shot) so that there are no 'hit ans hopes' that get sunk."

by Diego August 30, 2003