honked off your boots

To be very drunk.

“Aw man, I don’t remember anything from last night.”
“Yeah, you were totally honked off your boots”

by Eating_Rice February 19, 2022

hinkery

Messed up in the head.

Don't go hinkery on me.

by Alex Knight February 1, 2005

hinkey chain

hinkey chain is a type of small flat linked chain used at places like the post office to secure items like a pen or a pair of pinking shears from disappearing which would happen unless they are on a chain

at a hard ware store that sells different kinds of chain you would ask the sales clerk---my teenage children are always losing the remote control. what kind of chain can i buy to secure it fastly to the coffee table and the salesperson would say that 3 feet of their best hinkey chain would solve the problem temporarily until the children get clever and break the chain with a hammer and chisel. so sxchizzle that OK?
OR are you going to lock your bike at the train station with hinkey chain?it will get stolen.

by binxley baxterfield bridgeview October 3, 2009

honked

to be sexually aroused and excited (slang term)

Sad Dude 1: I'm so honked
Sad Dude 2: Why?
Sad Dude 1: I just watched Baywatch
Sad Dude 2: Ahhhh

by eddie swersh June 4, 2019

Hanked

Being kidnapped from a party, generally by a sibling, and taken on an apartment tour under the guise of a beer-run.

I was just getting a ride to the store for a bottle of bourbon but my sister hanked me for 2 hours.

by NotThePlumber September 6, 2018

Honked

A state of drunken foolhardiness.

I was so honked the other night i pissed in my boots.

by HowdeHow March 10, 2004

Hinkel

Expiring your afternoons by splitting dutches and filling them with sweet, sweet, ganja.

I broke my hand hinkeling with my grandma

by G Rog January 24, 2005