Hiney Sludge

Hiney Sludge is a common form of diarrhea that resembles the consistency of Mississippi Mud Pie. It often pours out of the asshole, slapping against the toilet water with the assistance of multiple fart blasts. This typically leads to “Poseidons Kiss”, or the splashing of water onto The Asshole. Though it is less severe than Hiney Piss, Hiney Sludge could be pretty chaotic and inconvenient and in fact cause Raw Asshole as well. Hiney Sludge is often referred to as “The Cousin Of Hiney Piss”.

Friend: “Brah I uber just took the most disgusting diarrhea. It just dumped out of my asshole and water splashed on my butthole!!”

“Damn brah, sounds like you just released some Hiney Sludge! Keep an eye on it, the last thing you need is Hiney Piss”

Friend: “Oh well, Weenie McFeenie brah”

by NippleBob Crane May 23, 2022

Second Hiney

When your ass is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller ass between your first ass and thighs.

"I'm self conscious in a bikini because it shows off my second hiney"

by BatShitCrazy87 August 15, 2015

Hiney Piss

The most extreme form of diarrhea a human being can encounter. The signature key to knowing you are suffering from Hiney Piss is the fact that it literally sounds like you are pissing from your asshole. There is absolutely no solidity to this form of diarrhea, it is pure liquid. Hiney Piss is not a one time event either, usually a human being will suffer from Hiney Piss for an entire day, or even longer. A major side effect of Hiney Piss is a Raw Asshole. This is due to the constant wiping that is being done when suffering from Hiney Piss. It is recommended to use Wet Wipes when dealing with Hiney Piss.

Friend: "Dude are you okay? The bathroom smells like a rotting corpse!"

"I'm okay brah, I am just suffering from some really bad Hiney Piss"

by NippleBob Crane February 12, 2021

japanese hineys

an insult refering to how masculine or ugly someone/something is.

look at those girls.. they are all such japanese hineys.

by jenny joshi. January 22, 2009

Hiney Mold

(noun) Referring to a person who is about as useful as the mold on which would grow on your hiney; useless. Sometimes exclaimed in anger, as a diss.

"You hiney mold! Why did you drop all the cards?!"
"My hiney mold of a sister was hogging the computer last night."

by Matchless May 22, 2007

hiney hole

a word used way to often by some children in skook

isha-"hey ya hiney hole"
acky-"no ya hiney"
ang-"no ya shits"

by secert hiney man August 28, 2010

hiney darts

hiney darts is another word for sex.

Yo I met this cutie last night at the party, and after we went back to my place and played a few games of hiney darts.

by tmo July 23, 2008