Hiney Noob

Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.

Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”

Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”

by NippleBob Crane March 5, 2021

paper hiney

Not a real hiney, but one made of paper... speaking but not making any sense about something.

"You talk like a boy with a paper hiney!

by smoocharoon October 10, 2017

Rat's hiney

The anus of the rat. I don't give a rat's hiney means I don't give a shit, I don't care, it is the same to me, it is not my business, something that is careless

I don't give a rat's hiney if I lose my job.

by willymon October 11, 2012

japanese hineys

an insult refering to how masculine or ugly someone/something is.

look at those girls.. they are all such japanese hineys.

by jenny joshi. January 22, 2009

Hiney Mold

(noun) Referring to a person who is about as useful as the mold on which would grow on your hiney; useless. Sometimes exclaimed in anger, as a diss.

"You hiney mold! Why did you drop all the cards?!"
"My hiney mold of a sister was hogging the computer last night."

by Matchless May 22, 2007

hiney hole

a word used way to often by some children in skook

isha-"hey ya hiney hole"
acky-"no ya hiney"
ang-"no ya shits"

by secert hiney man August 28, 2010

hiney darts

hiney darts is another word for sex.

Yo I met this cutie last night at the party, and after we went back to my place and played a few games of hiney darts.

by tmo July 23, 2008