HILF

Hound I'd Like to Fuck.

Because of all those sexy doggies out there!

Person 1: 'Phwooaar! Check out that german shepherd over there!'
Person 2: (in agreement) HILF.

by theTEEBz August 07, 2010

hilf

heather i'd like to fuck ;).

flawless fucking hilf ;;)

by Munkki August 22, 2008

HILF

harem I'd like to fuck

a house inhabited by attractive females is a HILF house

by fluffy_bunny_666 December 27, 2009

HILF

Hipster I'd Like to Fuck

"Check out that HILF reading Vonnegut. I'd like to see those tight pants on my bedroom floor."
People give hipsters a hard time for being self-absorbed assholes, but you have to admit that some of them are extremely fuckable.

by elliott123 September 17, 2009

HILF

HILF Hair I'd Like To Fuck

Hey I just saw this customer the other day, and oh man she was a major hilf.
Hilf? What is that? Hair I'd Like to Fuck.
Her hair was so long, and it looked so silky. so that is why I called her a hilf

by hairy carey November 30, 2012

HILF

Headmistress I’d like to Fuck

“Look at the pins on her, she is a total HILF”

by Merry Ploughbhoy January 03, 2021

HILF

Hillary (Clinton) I'd Like to Fuck-- in referance to the recent possible Democratic nominee.

"Obama is cool and all, but I want a President I can get behind, you know?"

"Yeah, Hillary is such a HILF. I bet Bill wouldn't mind if I tapped that shit"

by Reese-Reese July 21, 2008