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Dirty Holbert

Taking a shit in a rival academic's ear. Leaving a steaming load on another scholar's auricle, canal, & eardrum. Compare to the more well-known Dirty Sanchez.
After the heated panel on social capital at APA, Dr. W put his myopic and stubborn rivals Dr. A and Dr. M in their place by administering a Dirty Holbert to each of them in the convention center lobby.
by Pres. Gee November 21, 2010
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Hibernal Photoconductor

An interdimensional anomaly insinuating device that is used to destroy all energy, matter, space, and time. Though spreads the user(s) across the spans to parallel existence's. Which can be but not limited too; the past, the future, a differing present, and/or a void plain.

Has multiple uses; including time travel, interdimensional travel, h4x0ring, and removing abandoned heavy-duty offshore oil rigs.

First discovered by the foot fire lighting ninja's, the device throughout the mortal conception of time has been the cause of the destruction of the universe several times. Though with use in alternate dimensions have canceled out the device being used in the current time space. Though some speculate this cannot be known as, if the universe were to suddenly to become nonexistent we would never be one to realize it as our consciousness would also cease to exist. And a different consciousness in a similar parallel universe would continue on with the nonexistence of the other self.
...Extraordinary as it may be, triggered another time paradox in the fourth dimension which counteracted my first time paradox and reinstated the original hibernal photoconductors, and as a direct consequence reinstates much of the story that was previously nullified, but as an end result, nullifies all storyline emanating from the first mention of the mysterious disappearance of the hibernal photoconductor, which is a total...
by Satans Blob, Mako January 22, 2005
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hibber jibber

is what u say instead of swearing
oh shit.... no no no ... oh hibber jibber
by llooll May 14, 2009
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Hibernian FC

The supreme footballing club of Edinburgh. Known for dominance of their hapless city rivals Heart if midlothian their committed travelling support and widely credited with making Scottish football exciting once more.
by ScottishHibee August 6, 2018
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hiber

the state of mind between high and sober.
Friend: oh i think i’m sober, oh never mind i’m definitely not sober, but i’m not high either. i’m hiber!!!
by lill glimpse September 27, 2019
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Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.
When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.
by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008
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Olympic hibernation

When one religiously watches the Olympic games and fails to do anything else.
"I haven't seen John in a while, where is he?"
"Oh. He went into Olympic hibernation!"
by Sicklaxgoalie February 15, 2010
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