scuzzy higgins

when your banging a girl from behind with a defensive lacrosse stick ron higgins is watching you through your window whilst he is naked getting peanut butter licked of his balls by a dog. after this takes place you must let ron give it to you in your buttox with his sausage

i gave my girlfriend a scuzzy higgins last night

by LVL#22, Lil Red Ryda, and Usti December 19, 2008

Higgins

Getting a hand job while giving a piggy back ride.

The word Higgins comes from the combination of hand+piggy

Jessica Hated walking home from school. So much infact, that she would supply her half of a Higgins for transportation

Jim liked getting a Higgins from Sarah because she was light weight, easy to carry, and devoted to supplying a performance worthy of a climax.

by Jack Elkin March 11, 2010

home project higgins

The home project higgins is a dangerous predator. This occurs when a man dreams up home projects in order to lure young men up to his attic. It is still unknown what happens to the young men in the attic, but what is know is that when they are released their wrist's are so limp they can barely hold their own manhood to urinate.

"Dude no way I'm coming over. Your such a home project higgins. I know there ain't no drywalling going on in your attic. You fucking predator."

by higgins March 24, 2005

A Higgins

Everything up to but not including sex.

Did you hear Matt did a Higgins, To bad for him.

by BigNosedJew October 19, 2010

ambiguously gay higgins

This is a person who has sexual tendancys toward people or persons of his own sex. He tries to hide his feelings, but all he can think about is soaking his loans in the gulf of mexico at sunset with a very handsome man named seisto. He pictures himself with seisto skipping naked down the beach holding hands and letting his manhood wave in the wind. His feelings are so strong that other people know that he longs to be with his mexican manslave.

damn your an ambiguously gay higgins.

by higgins March 22, 2005

Goodie Higgins

The ghost of a sophmore student of Saugus High School in Saugus, MA that reportedly haunts the balcony of the front lobby as well as the auditorium.

It is said that she fell to her death from the second floor in front of the school's entrance, and now there remains.

"I was heading to lunch and heard Goodie Higgins playing with the doors."

by Goodie Herself March 21, 2008

hawk the higgins

When one masturbates one's partner with one's extra large feet so as to deposit the partner's semen in one's mouth. It is also necessary for said partner to screech like a hawk while the masturbator imagines a hawk's head on the partner's shoulders.

Damn, that motherfucker like to hawk the higgins with relish; too bad his parade will be rained on by the fire of fury's love juice.

by a concerned September 18, 2008