Hilbert

brain inflammation that swells the head causing desire to pinch the nipples

See he suffers from Hilbert's syndrome

by MoiaMan November 22, 2017

hibbertrous

A term to describe a very near death experience.

"I was eating a banana the other day and had a hibbertrous moment when I started to choke"

by Jason Hibbert June 29, 2008

Hibberty jibberty

Nervous jumping around. Talking too fast. Moving around making a mess of everything. Paranoid.

"Dude calm down. You're getting all hibberty jibberty!"

by Ohchrissyo July 14, 2021

Hilbert Space

Like a normal vectorspace but wierd and sometimes infinite dimensional.

Person A: Your mum is so fat, that l^2 dosn't have enough space to contain her.
Person B: Damn, that hilbert space is not even seperable

by TheFibonacciEffect January 13, 2022

Hilberto

No words to say rather than that he is Hilly with the big Tilly...

Hilberto

by Hilberto November 20, 2023

HiberTena

When life hibernates and goes numb until you are with Tena.
Typically happens every weekend.

Zizou, I will just hiberTena until Wednesday.

by Feelsduckinggreat March 29, 2025

Roy Hibbert

A dry hand job. Commonly mistaken with a "Hibbert" which is when spit is used as lube.

"My girl gave me a Roy Hibbert last night and my dick is rubbed raw."

by Smarty pants 100 May 25, 2016