Himeros

The son of Aphrodite.God of sexual desire.

Girl: Himeros is the reason I'm about to have a orgasm.
Boy:This feels amazing thanks Himeros

by A teenage African-American boy January 4, 2014

inside the park homerun

Masturbating or because of the inability to get a girl in bed masturbate instead

Guy1: Has Ron ever gotten around the bases

Guy2: No but he hits inside the park homeruns everyday

by HitlerJesus April 27, 2010

Christian Homerun

This shit is the farthest action that a child under God can do. While he waits to find a lady to take in marriage and get his dick wet all that he can do is dry hump the fucking soul out of the poor female. This typically happens when a boy of Jesus goes out for a night with the boys and gets completely bamboozled.

Brad: Yo, did you bang that jawn last night?
Ethan: nah, Just hit a quick Christian homerun.

by Ethan Porteous May 6, 2018

Budapest Homerun

(n) A combination of various sexual acts, thus resulting in a "homerun". These acts include:
- vicious physical and vaginal assault, followed by oral defecation, finishing with ejaculation into her ear canals, resulting in permanent auditory damage

I heard Katy was in the hospital after Jamal scored a Budapest Homerun after the party.

by Vein Johnson February 23, 2011

Homerun

When you and your friends are driving around playing mailbox baseball and you and or one of your friends swings at the mailbox and hits it completely off the post.

Damn Brett that was a nice swing. I think you just hit a homerun!

by Jon W May 17, 2007

himeruspartner

the most isnane bitch i’ve ever met. kinstagram celebrity. himeru and mayoi lover.

me: do u follow himeruspartner on kinstagram?
someone: yeah i love himeruspartner

me: YASS

by assholesnitffer August 31, 2022

humerusectomy

{hyoo-mer-uhs-ek-tuh-mee}

noun, plural-mies. Surgery.

the operation of excising or removing one's funny bone, humerus, and/or ulnar nerve.

Joe: With the oil continue to spill into the Gulf of Mexico, the only company making a profit is the one company that runs Chicken of the Sea cannery.

Jane: How's that?

Joe: The tuna is already packed in oil when they fish em out of the ocean.

Jane: (((groan))) What a bad joke... ((sigh)).

Jack: How dare you joke?! Blah blah blah!! Overfishing... blah blah blah ... disaster of the century ... blah blah blah....

Jane: Jeeze Louise. It was a joke. A bad one at that.

Jack: Blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah! Corporate responsibility ... blah blah blah... we need a violent revolution!! Blah blah blah!

Jane: It's just a bad j....

Joe: Nevermind him. He got his humerusectomy last election when Nader didn't win the presidency.

Jane: Did he ever have a sense of humor?

Joe: Probably not.

by Tsarstepan October 21, 2014