Horley

Horley is the physical state of being both sexually aroused and unwell with flu-like symptoms. Being horley is being both horny and poorly simultaneously.

Archibald: How are you this morning Percival, still poorly?
Percival: Morning Archibald, I am actually so horley that I just sneezed my way through a full orgasm.
Archibald: Oh wow, and how was that?
Percival: It was both unsettling and magical.

by Gladys66 September 3, 2019

horlarious

Something that is simultaneously horrible and hilarious. Often used to refer to funny but offensive jokes or bad puns.

"Did you see that commercial with the Arab guys in the car that's too tough for the bomb? That was horlarious."

by Shadowsouled January 13, 2008

Horlarious

When something is so horrible it's hilarious.

Anna: Did you hear about Steve?
Kate: No...
Anna: He got fired on his second day out of training for being drunk. Isn't that horlarious?!

by kb5283 June 10, 2013

horle

A hoe ass nig named Alexis that just drinks pop and aspires to be a stripper

That Alexis is such a horle

by Fatbitch2336 June 5, 2018

Horliness

A word that describes the horny state of a person while he/she is felling lonely. It’s a combination of the world “horny” and “loneliness”

Exemple: the line from the Bretney Spears song “my loneliness is killing me” can be replaced by “my horliness is killing me” depending on your state of mind

by Olivlolive April 23, 2020

HORLEY

All the shops are shut because it smells of despair and wee. The only saving grace for this mish mash of new estates and 60's bleakness is nothing at all because it is truly terrible. Angry young men strut around talking like gypsy cockneys and their sportswear and Pandora clad spouses reduce the bravest heart to jelly.

"Wanna got to Horley? - Do I fuck!"

by STREAKY_BACON January 6, 2021

Horlarious

When something is horrible and hilarious at the same time

Person 1: Hey have you seen this meme?
Person 2: That's horlarious

by Nightowl57 March 27, 2021