Definitions by Gladys66

Wanderlist 

Wanderlust for Type A people who feel a sense of wonder and excitement in the warm, soft embrace of a pre-planned list of activities with a pre-saved Google map to go alongside it.

Joe - Do you want to just go to Whitstable and see how it goes?
Eliot - No, I think we would both have a much more enjoyable and enriching time if I created a wanderlist to guide us through an immersive day out of joy - that way any spontaneous finds can be grounded in a solid structure

Wanderlist by Gladys66 April 18, 2025

Horley

Horley is the physical state of being both sexually aroused and unwell with flu-like symptoms. Being horley is being both horny and poorly simultaneously.

Archibald: How are you this morning Percival, still poorly?
Percival: Morning Archibald, I am actually so horley that I just sneezed my way through a full orgasm.
Archibald: Oh wow, and how was that?
Percival: It was both unsettling and magical.

Horley by Gladys66 September 3, 2019

Nath 

A ferociously overgrown region of pubic hair found on a man’s nether regions. The clear result of a lack of sufficient manscaping.

Harry: Oh my Stephen that is a crazy Nath you’ve got down there, you’re gonna need a lawnmower to tend to that!

Stephen: Oh don’t get me started on that mess! I haven’t had a chance to garden down there since Anne Boleyn was beheaded!

Nath by Gladys66 August 27, 2018

Mate of Honour 

A mate of honour is the male equivalent to the classical maid of honour. The bride will often choose to forego the common maid of honour-bridesmaid combo for a less conventional male 'mate of honour' due to a lack of close female friends or an unbreakable bond with her male best friend. The 'mate of honour' will have responsibilities similar to that of a maid of honour including: planning of the infamous hen party, bridal shower and the obligatory catching of the bouquet. The 'mate of honour' signifies clear progress in the battle towards gender equality in all areas of life.

Tova: Joe, will you be my mate of honour to avoid a potential massacre amongst my female friends, and of course because I love you dearly?

Joe: I would be honoured to, what colour dress should I wear?

Mate of Honour by Gladys66 August 14, 2016