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healing cock

A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.
"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."
by Pascentia January 24, 2010
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Hayling Island

A place, near Pompey where people go to have parties on the beach, get drunk and find some pussy
Mate, theres a party at Hayling Island tonight.
by brilldude October 17, 2008
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textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.
when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.
by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009
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Helinski Situation

When, during a disagreement, someone makes a careless mistake (such as a mispronunciation or misspelling) and the other person uses the mistake as an argument against them.
Person one: Ew, Britney Spears.
Person two: No! Ew, the Jonez brothers.
Person one: HAH! You've created a helinski situation, so I'm right!!
by I'mrighto June 27, 2009
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HealingCloud

An xbox live gamer who is all ways high.
also some one who is stoned all the time.
Man that kid is on some sort of healingcloud.
by HealingCloud December 28, 2009
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Haylin

Haylin

She is a beautiful, smart girl. She is normally average in height... not tall but not short, perfect height. She is shy around the guy she likes but will stare at him when she see's him... but will not let him catch her. She is so beautiful she could be a model. He is crazy and honest. She has great taste and everyone loves her. She is so nice and helpful. Her friends see her as a crazy girl who is dumb but others see her as a shy, loving, beautiful girl
I love Haylin, she is so nice!
by Yourbestfriend2463 January 8, 2017
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Heymin

A word of unusual sorts, used to describe the ancient creature native only to Leamington, Ontario, Canada. This tall, lanky, awkward, lonesome, desperate creature dwells in the cliffs by the lake and only comes out during the night and sleeps during the day, hence the nick name Sleeping Heymin.
The term Heymin is also commonly used to describe tall, slender, dark haired, adolescent males who prey on middle aged single mothers.
The sleeping heymin emerged from the cliffs, and lurked about Seacliff Beach preying on milfs.
by Heymin14 December 31, 2008
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