hatty hattington

Hatty Hattington is from the game Battleblock Theater. Inside of the storyline, you and Hatty are on the ship called the S.S Friendship and crash apon the Theater island. You wake up to find him missing, and you go into the theater. You see Hatty Hattington being held up by two human sized cats wearing guard outfits, with another cat holding a tophat that's glowing red. The cat then goes and puts the hat on Hatty Hatting, turning him evil and having constant tears running down his face. He then flies up and finds you, of which you then run but fail. Then the game actually begins. Throughout the game you find Hatty Hattington at every gift shop above the door. He looks lifeless. At the end of the game you rescue him and you get onto the ship and it set sails again. You try to interact with him and he doesn't move, you try to give him hugs, HE FREAKING LOVES HUGS! But it doesn't work, after realizing he's dead you toss him overboard, of which the song then begins for the credits. At the end he lands at the bottom of the ocean, the tophat lands on him and a bean comes out the ocean. That is the end we know of Hatty Hattington in Battleblock Theater. He is also an unlockable character in Castle Crashers if you have both Battleblock Theater and Castle Crashers.

Hatty Hattington is the friend of all friends.

by End3r404 December 29, 2017

co hitting

Two Individuals having sex with someone. Also See Threesome.

You know veronica? Yeah!! Adam and Ronnie were Co hitting that.

by Team Freddy March 23, 2007

hitting it like zeus

To bang anything and everything in sight

Aaron will sleep with anyone he can, he is hitting it like Zeus.

by commander Seamus October 14, 2014

co-hitting

Having relations with a partner whom is in a committed relationship with a third party.

"No, we never dated her but I was definitely co-hitting that."

"I know she has a boyfriend but I'm not too proud to be co-hitting that."

by J. Clark June 6, 2007

hexting

Leaving text messages hoping something bad happens to someone, like a hex or a curse.

Mike's ex girl has been hexting him for weeks hoping he'll get some sort of incurable tumor. I'm guessing she hasn't gotten over finding him in bed with her mother.

by Dr. Claw January 24, 2009

Hitting the clubs like a baby seal

A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.

Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."

by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011

switch hitting

the act of masturbating with ones non-dominant hand.

SIDNEY: What do you think Joe is doing to get off while he's on vacation with that broken arm?

NANCY: Probably switch hitting.

by runforcover December 16, 2012