hershey highway squirts 

Bad Diarrhea

I think he has the hershey highway squirts. He's was in the Bathroom for a hour.

hershey highway squirts by 1230456789 July 6, 2010

hershey highway driver 

The inserter in the having of the butt sex

Dude1: "that guy is such a hershey highway driver"
Dude2: "dude, how do you know??"
Dude1: "he got me last night!!"
Dude2: "so thats why you cant fart or sit down!!"

hershey highway driver by Chubbard April 5, 2006

hershey highway patrol 

A gay guy.
Someone that likes to give it up the pooper.

"Oh man I heard Jimmy is part of the Hershey Highway Patrol?"
"Yeah, him and his partner work Fridays and Saturdays."
"Wonder if he's gonna take his kid to Take Your Kid To Work Day."

hershey highway patrol by Lila K August 1, 2005

hershey highway hitchhiker 

Gay man who likes to be the pitcher when having anal sex. He hops on board the hershey highway for a little ride.....

That guy is a freakin' hershey highway hitchhiker....

hershey highway hitchhiker by JFKBMB January 13, 2007

hershey highway road warrior

The best way to call someone a flaming homosexual.

"Hershey Highway" Refers to the "Chocolate Road" which is in fact a man's anus.

"Road Warrior" = Flaming homosexual lolz.

These two phrases combined produce a very fulfilling burn which just rolls off the tongue and often spurrs spontaneous orgasms in nearby females within a 15 metre radius.

Guy 1 - "Lol so i was shopping at HH Greg and I found the cutest pair of little shoezies!"
Guy 2 - "... Hershey Highway Road Warrior Rly?"
Nearby Women - "UUUNGH!!"

hershey highway road warrior by Kheil Szchaughtt January 4, 2008

hershey highway rider 

someone, usually a homosexual male, that partakes in the ramming of the shit canal.

an ass pirate

'O gay lover of the bum'

one who plays hide the salami with his homo partner

and finally.....a gay male that believes it is OK to make a tootsie pop with his pennis.

origin unknown....but believed to come from a gay factory worker from the south that was employed by the candy bar company.

Boy George is a hershey highway rider

Ru Paul

George Michael

?Fred Durst? --That one album 3 dollar bill ya'll makes me wonder if he parades the arse

all of the previously listed people are either confirmed or 'believed to be' hershey highway riders!!

hershey highway rider by rednekkid May 21, 2009

hershey highway henchman 

likes to work around the anus of another person.

A gay fellow.
Queer.
Homosexual

Jim got a reputation in his fraternity for being a real hershey highway henchman

hershey highway henchman by corncobcowboy August 2, 2010