hensoned

To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.

That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.

by Elijah Kane September 11, 2009

Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

by evildave January 23, 2011

hensoning

to fist someone up the arse so hard that it lifts them off the ground

i was fisting jane so hard that her feet left the ground. i realised i had committed hensoning

by nickbenoit February 26, 2008

Gavin Henson

Reasonably hot Welsh rugby player with unfortunate folical growth on his head.

1) Gavin Henson aka Pointy Haired Lad

2)Niki: OMG Gavin Henson is like sooo hot!
Ruby: Shame about his hair though!
Niki: He's hot, he can do what he likes!!!

3) After seeing someone with an unindividual or copied hairstyle, dying to be noticed:
'He is such a wannabe Gavin Henson!'

by The All Nighters July 3, 2005

Henson

Someone who constantly talks nonsense, and gets told to shut up frequently

Shut up Henson

by _sam November 24, 2016

Henson Lis

A person with a 20 foot dick

so big, henson lis

by forrestfire720 January 18, 2018

Henson's Law

Proposed by James L. Sutter on Twitter: "Even the best CGI will look crude in 10 years, but awesome puppets will always look like awesome puppets."

I call Henson's Law on that whole Baby Yoda craze... he's only popular because he's a puppet. If he was CGI, he'd be unsettling, and nobody would give a shit.

by HotSauceBear May 23, 2021