hench

London slang.
nouns:
1) someone strong- looking, or muscular. Specifically appearance DO NOT get confused with if they be strong, but don't look it.
2) someone you wouldnt wanna mess with
3) huge
verbs:
1) to hench: to muscle someone out, push them aside, beat them in a fight.

"look at that bodyguard, he's so fuckin hench"
"that car is hench. you could fit Pavarotti in there"
you push someone out of a queue to get to the front and they do shit about it.
"man got henched! shame!"

by Judge Fudge December 14, 2004

Henchorexia

Putting on size and muscle bulk in the gym but still thinking you are small & skinny.

I have upped by bench by 60kg and put on 6 inches on my biceps but i have never felt skinnier ...

Dude you got henchorexia BAD

by ReHaTcH October 9, 2011

Hench

Big, strong, buff. Like swoll, but cooler.

Riley is hench cause he can do one armed pull ups and climb big rocks.

by Georgie123456 December 25, 2018

henock

A boy who is nice funny cares and will never disrespect women and is kind and understanding

Allison:My boyfriend is a jerk
Sam:You should date a henock

by Henock September 1, 2012

Hench Stench

The hench (UK slang for big and bulky/muscular) combined with "hench stench" so as to describe a bad smell - chiefly from a bodily source but can relate to environmental smells

Used as an anthropomorphism of a particulary smelly fart.

Piers: What was that sound?

Wally: Errrr..

*2 seconds passes*

Piers: Mate, that was a HENCH STENCH!

by Guffmeister November 28, 2011

HENCHEST

The most muscular body of them all.

KESH SINGH is the "HENCHEST" in Bristol

by DOWNERMAN May 11, 2020

volunteer henchman

A cynical coward of wantonly sadistic and sub-human moral character who is always desperate to participate in easy victories of any sort. He or she can be seen in the wild slithering out from under some rock to immediately and automatically take the side of all obvious predators and victimizers, against any of their "whining loser" victims.

Can be republican or democrat, because they're both basically the same thing nowadays anyway.

Whatever you do, don't let Duane hear you talk about what your company did to you; all he'll do is call you a "whiner" and paint you as some kind of spoiled and "disgruntled ingrate". That's just the way he is -- he's a volunteer henchman.

by C'est Logique March 16, 2012