Hemi

Best person ever by far. Can treat a girl good, and is very special. Hemi can be non-talkative, and can make your life so much more amazing. And ladies, if you end up getting him, trust me he's worth it ;) don't let him go. Also, you mess with him, his best friend will beat you up ;) He can also, be a spicy and salty guy. :')

Best friend: "So hemi how's your day?"
Hemi: "It was fine, someone was messing with me tho-"
Best friend: "If I get accused for murder, bail me out."

by Don't_ask_me_what_i_am January 24, 2018

Hemi

A hemi is that fat kid in your gym class, every class/ school has a hemi. The hemi in your gym class probably smells somewhat like a dead horse. A hemi typically likes little boys, and sucks at life in general. Hemi's often make funny faces when attepting to do something. (This can range from breathing to playing softball) When this "hemi" makes one laugh, the hemi usually has enough time to toss an insult your way because of your extreme laughing. This is when you call him fat.

Hemi- Your stupid!
Chris- JEZUZ.....u smell like a fuckin ass .........get ur thumb out of ur ass.
Aaron- AND TAKE A SHOWER!!
Dillon- Pancakes.

by The Terminator July 20, 2008

hemi

short for hemorrhoid

ur a hemi

by petri :^) June 8, 2018

Hemi

Hemi is a terrible engine made by (Fiat) Chrysler that's owned pansy ass men or woman.
Hemi also means "Heavy, Emotionally frustrated, Miserable, incel".

"Oh you have a Hemi in your Ram 1500? I hope you know that hemi means 'Heavy, Emotionally frustrated, Miserable, incel'?

by Sin the Fire Demon April 20, 2019

Hemi

He's a great person with a great outcome in life if you ever meet a hemi keep him close and love him more than anything he will be there for you no matter how hard times get he will love you forever and will want you to be happy and he will always put your needs above his own

A hemi will love you more than words can describe

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Hemi

Hemi: the most powerful mopar motor produced and will make all the women turn heads and think about giving you head for you manly motor

Yo bro does that thing got a hemi in it.

Omg does your truck have a hemi im so horney

by Hemi2.0 January 13, 2021

Hemi

Hemi = Homy. Sometimes people say "homy" but they pronounce it as "hemi". HEHMEE = HOHMEE. You dig?

"Yo, wassup, hemi?"
"Yo mom, my nig."
- Legends of Chamberlain Heights (actual TV show)

by FakeName2020 April 30, 2021