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Pachi helicopter

when one opens a packet of liquid and spin around with it facing outward and spattering on someone else
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The Helicopter

The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.
Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight

Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
by Bad Cactus July 15, 2017
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Helicoptering

The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience
One time I was helicoptering in the shower and my dick slapped me in the nuts.
by Weewee weapon September 12, 2016
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heckity

An adjective used to add character, class, and general snazziness to the phrase "What the heck?" It can (and should) be used any time heck is used in a sentence.
What the heckity heck are you doing with my pet rock?
by renrocks August 14, 2009
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Helaine

Helaine- Beautiful, Cute, Funny, Caring, Outgoing & as she quotes 'short'
Helaine is a fun loving person with a beautiful smile.
by Awesome_man_thats_Fab February 10, 2015
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Helaina

Helaina: These are always really smart, pretty people. Slightly shy in public, but totally honest and always fun to hang out with. Helainas are rare, and always totally unique, and make great long-time friends. Savor your Helaina like a perfectly ripe peach. Except don't eat her/(him)
Girl: "Wow I wish I could have been born a Helaina, look at her, she is so good at everything she does"
Boy: "YOU wish you could be a Helaina? I wish I could even just know one!"
by Yo Momma's Uncle February 24, 2009
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helicockter

grabbing the base of your shaft and spinning your penis in a clockwise motion. sometimes accompanied with helicopter sound effects. can be used to attract women or as a weapon
we should filter out the prudes from that group of hoes. only the slutty ones will stick around. helicockter engaged!

that wannabe bro knocked my brew out of my hand, so i whipped out my helicockter and sent him runnin.
by the helicockter March 21, 2011
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