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heisman

1. a direct and impersonal rejection of a sexual overture, pass, or advance.

2. a skillful dodging of an impending and usually negative engagement or interaction.
"She gave him the heisman when he smiled over his martini."

"I heismanned my boss yesterday when he approached me about those TPS coversheets and reports."
by Bretton Boyd December 28, 2003
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Heisman Trophy

A trophy awarded to the best player in college football.
Jay Bergwanger won the first Heisman Trophy.
by Fifi McFeef January 11, 2008
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Heinzman

Derived from the son of Zues meaning skilled train maker. Second cousins to the Heinz fortune, unfortunately left out of the will due to a tragic smelting accident.
Do the Heinzman on that ho!
by carahh September 23, 2010
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heitmania

I woke up this morning and had the biggest case of heitmania. I was like " Cock, ? Cock?... Cock on my face now! Did someone say jizz
by Dragon Slayer November 10, 2005
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heiman

Refering to someone who posses at least one of the following characteristics:

1.Massive testicles
2.Many hot female friends
3.GQ looks
4.Has a wetpiece like Peja Stojakovic
5.Gets alone with black people well
Man, Craig is a fucking heiman!
by Poochy323232 March 13, 2009
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heisman trophy

The heisman trophy is awarded to any man that gets rejected by multiple women in a night. It is called the heisman because that’s the pose a woman makes when pushing away from the awardee’s advances.
Damn, John sure did earn the heisman trophy tonight. He got shot down by 12 chics tonight.
by The mike smith December 29, 2020
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Hallway Heisman

A maneuver usually performed by, but not limited to, a Skape, when traveling down a hallway with other people. Similar in posture to the famous Heisman Trophy, with the exception that instead of clutching a football to the stomach area, the individual performing the Hallway Heisman will grasp the small of their back, in a hunched over position. The Hallway Heisman is mainly used to ward of approaching people, so as not to be bumped into due to a "back injury".
As soon as the Skape saw the Human Resources person coming, she suddenly stopped running and got into a Hallway Heisman position.
by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008
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