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HEIGHT LAW

Height law can be claimed in tandem with dibs by someone over 6'0. When someone under 5'8 claims dibs on a seat, height law can be used to allow the driver to select his choice on shotgun.
Manlet: dibs on shotgun
Lankey: height law
Driver: nah, lankey needs the extra leg room
by Helperofheight April 15, 2022
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Height Swapping

When A Man Sacrifices There Actual Height For A More Bigger Penis
Example
Person: Hey Your So Short No One Will Like You
Person 2: I Just Height Swapped. Because of that im short and have a big dick If People Knew Everyone Would Want Me. Height Swapping Is The New Meta
by Jablinzki January 27, 2025
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height pill

Taking the height pill is referring the realization that one is not tall enough to be considered attractive.
He took the height pill when he realized that he wasn't getting any taller.
by Stalinus March 9, 2025
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Height Merchant

A person who only cashes in on being tall in a relationship.
I can’t believe he pulled her, he isn’t even hot he’s just a height merchant (he’s 6’2).
by Wapinator68 November 7, 2025
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billed height and weight

Billed Height and Weight are what pro wrestling feds use to introduce their wrestlers. Most of them are not as tall as they are announced on TV. A lot of them wear heel lifts in their boots to appear as tall as their billing
Kane is billed as being 7 feet tall, but in reality he's only around 6'8". 7 feet and 300 plus pounds are only his billed height and weight.

I saw him standing next to a 7 foot basketball player, and the basketball player was taller.

7 Feet is 7 feet
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 9, 2009
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blowjob height

When a girl is so short that she could give blowjobs while standing.
Dayum dude..that girl over there is so short she's blowjob height
by someone bored September 16, 2006
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