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Heifer

1.) Formally, Heifers are female cows who have not yet given birth to a calf. Farmers can raise heifers for dairy or for meat. In the 1830s, heifer, which is pronounced "HEFF-er," was first used as slang for "woman" or "girl." Since then, it took on the meaning of a female who is obese.

2.) The Gen-X version of a “Karen” so named because of the common name of “Heather” in this generation. They are far more intense & hard to deal with than their previous generation & are more snobby, egotistical, controlling, angry, loud, greedy, & want to be the ones who control & dominate in their industry because they feel they are the generation in charge & in control & that because of the advancement in female empowerment brought on by their parent’s generation it gives them a sort of exclusive “Black Card” to be more bratty than a Karen or Ken has ever been.
Exercise absolute extreme caution when dealing with Heifer’s.
1.) “Look at those Heifer’s in the field!”
2.) “Look at that Heifer smashing all the plates in that shop & causing a great disturbance just because she didn’t get her way with getting the discount price for them. Someone’s calling the police now.”
by The Sigma Lion February 14, 2023
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Heifer

"Hey I thought your place would have fruit snacks in the kitchen lady!?"

"What makes you think I'd have fruit snacks in my kitchen?"
"Wait you don't have kids? But you're so big!"
"That's insulting! Get out of my house!"
"No that's not an insult, but it's not my fault you're a heifer?"
by Sofakingsaiyan May 26, 2025
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Heifer Snack

A snack, or multiple snacks, that contain an unusually unhealthy amount of fat, sugar, and carbs; typically eaten by fat girls (aka heifers)
Examples include, but are not limited to: cheese filled tater tots, any food with extra cheese, an abnormal amount of candy eaten in a short period of time, large quantities of ice cream eaten during a female crisis
"Look at that broad, she's eating a massive heifer snack."
"Cindy is such a heifer, look at all of her heifer snacks."
"No wonder why she has a FUPA, look at all the heifer snacks she eats on the daily."
"That broad must be going through a break-up with the amount of heifer snacks shes buying right now."
by bamfbitch891 July 22, 2018
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Heifer-Dust

Heifer-dust was made popular in 1993 by a Southern Congresswoman to describe folks that were ‘stirring up trouble’ and trying to block a confirmation to the Clinton administration.

She chided other elected officials by saying ... ‘Don’t go stirring up heifer-dust’.

It has since come to mean being ‘saucy’ or a ‘secret ingredient or spice’ that women ... especially women of color add to flavor conversations and relationships when they want to liven things up.
I’m gonna add some heifer-dust to our romance...to make him act right!
by UrbanMs October 28, 2019
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heifer stalking

akin to chubby chasing, heifer stalking is the act of pursuing bovine women in a furtive or secretive manner.
who's that guy skulking around big sally's house allatime? looks like a definite case of heifer stalking.
by lexicali slim September 19, 2009
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heifer herder

–noun
a young woman that is relatively attractive that has a subconscious habit of picking "ugly" friends to reassure herself of her attractiveness in social atmospheres.
ex.

Gloria always hangs out with the ugly girls, she is undoubtedly a heifer herder.
by Peeacheyeell March 6, 2011
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Heifer Dust

The origin of the term HeiferDust (aka Heifer Dust) was a common saying during the 1920’s to 1940’s. The term was used when someone was talking nonsense or rubbish, and the other person calls them out.

HeiferDust has also been linked to a
Spice, seasoning or a rub for meats, vegetables, etc. There are a few different recipes online. There is also a seasoning or spice company with the same name.

An example of this saying can be found on the 1969 tv series, High Chaparral in the first 45 seconds of the “Widow from red rock episode.”

Our grandfather who was born in 1899, used the term frequently in the 1970’s when all of the grandkids were being loud, he would get over stimulated and say “awe HeiferDust” then ease on out of the room to a quieter area.
I make the best chili in the entire world! Someone would then reply to you by saying “that’s heifer dust!
by Hi liner November 22, 2020
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