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herbiophiliac

a person who has sex with plants and small trees. also a great insult
damn im a herbiophiliac.
herbiophiliac by frozen bukakke March 17, 2011

hemophilia of the larynx 

I love bae but she has totes hemophilia of the larynx!

heliophilia 

The love of the sun. Moreover, the constant need, dependence, and longing for the sun. In some cases, the unbroken adoration for a person who shines brighter than the rest of the stars, brings light to the darkest moments, and touches every creature and every being with their undying empathy, making the world wonder how it survived without them.
A: Omg, you look lovesick or something, what's up?
B: Yeah, I've got a case of heliophilia.
heliophilia by i am a writer December 5, 2022

Hebephilia 

A sexual orientation that represents romantic and sexual attractions to the older children, or adolescents if you want, within the ages of 11-15 years, peaking at 13 year olds.

Since most countries practice a 16 year old age of consent, children older than 15 becomes irrelevant in this regard.
The picture has been used as a symbol of Hebephilia.

hobophilia 

the sexual desire to have sexual intercourse with homeless meth addict women
*walking past group of homeless ppl*
“Yo i think i just unlocked a new fetish”
*points at fine ahh meth addict*
“Yep ima name it hobophilia”
Reward: Raging Chlamydia + Undiscovered STDs
hobophilia by fuckyoursavior February 1, 2024

Hemophilia

Due to miss translation from English to kurdish, this medical term describes someone who has introverted/antisocial/incel personality,
Often used by kurdish medical professionals, mostly pharmacists.
He has hemophilia type A personality.
Hemophilia by Razhans_walnuts June 21, 2025