by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013
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A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.
"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."
by Pascentia January 24, 2010
Get the healing cock mug.(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."
by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009
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*bell rings*
Eminem: When is the bell going to ring?
Person: Didn’t you hear is ring?
Eminem: I know, I can’t believe it is spring.
People: She has bad hearing
Eminem: When is the bell going to ring?
Person: Didn’t you hear is ring?
Eminem: I know, I can’t believe it is spring.
People: She has bad hearing
by Hehwe September 7, 2023
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"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
"heef," noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the penis through the urethra.
"heef," verb: to emit penile flatulence.
Synomyms: quofe, cockqueef, dick fart.
Etymology: "he" (male pronoun) + queef.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up heefing at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005
Get the heefing mug.it is a kind of meeting, organized by the government before making a decision.In general, some related public are informed to attend the hearings to discuss the affairs and provide their suggestions. and after the hearings, the authority make a decision.
for example,if the goverment decide to raise the price of the taxi, it is essential to hold hearings.
by netfree August 26, 2006
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