headless dave

where you take a skeleton form a science lab and rip off the head off the skeleton and proceed to skull fuck the shit out of it.

lets do a headless dave while no one is looking

by funnyman1112 March 11, 2022

headless chicken

When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.

Don’t be like a headless chicken! Use your brain!!!

by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022

Headless Whoresman

hed-lis hoorsman noun: the social hook-up application profile that only shows a torso, most typically that has the head cropped off at the neck.

"Great! Got hit up on by another Headless Whoresman. Great body and all, but what does his face look like?"

by Lanz Adams April 04, 2022

Headless Server

A computing device or software to host online content to other clients without any user interface.

'I made a project reboot software-based headless server.' 'We finally made the most powerful physical headless server.'

by BlueNeva October 26, 2022

Headless Horseman

While driving a car, the driver gives the passenger oral pleasure.

I gave that bitch a headless horseman while driving to her parents house.

by Matt McL. Helped by Eric October 03, 2008

Headless Horsemen

A guy who goes out with a girl and no-matter what, she won't give him head.

Friend 1: Dat nigga's a headless horsemen forreal.

Friend 2: How long him and his girl been goin out?
Friend 1: 2 or 3....days.
Friend 2: And she still aint givin him head?!

Boyfriend: You know everybody at school has been calling me a headless horsemen, right?
Girlfriend: yeah but I mean, we have such a good relationship. Going on 2 years now I think giving in would mess things up for us.
Boyfriend: Damn shawty!!! Nigga jus' tryna buss a nut...

by Professor Whomper February 05, 2010

headless horsemen

an uncircumcised penis

He was thinking about getting circumcised as he had heard headless horsemen were unsanitary.

by zemotg November 06, 2007