Hardware City

A very nice skatepark in New Britain Connecticut, Hardware City contains two street courses, a mini half pipe, and some movable ramps.

I skated at Hardware City yesterday and almost broke my neck front flipping over a fly box.

by adonkeyisaass October 27, 2003

Hazardaround

An improperly designed roundabout which takes away driving surface from an intersection and makes driving, bicycling and walking more complicated, difficult, dangerous and slower.

There is another fender bender clogging the the hazardaround. The sociologineer traffic planner approved the expensive hazardaround project despite public protest and the board rejecting it.

by psnack February 2, 2009

Hardware

Slang term for CRACK.

Yo, you got that hardware son?

by amandaxbandana October 20, 2009

Hardware Dandy

Also known as an 'Overclocker'. These people spend vast amounts of cash on computer components, perspex computer cases, and silent fans. Typically a male persuit for those who don't own a car which they can customise. Their computer must be made to run, silently, quickly, lit up like a football stadium.

saddo dude: "Man dig this - when i flick the power button this babe runs so smooth and quiet you can hear a mouse farting in Bejing. Its got enough cooling power to freeze a whale's balls off, and it runs so fast that I've sorted out all the processing for S.E.T.I."

cool guy: "Have you got a girlfriend yet? Man, you Hardware Dandy types should get out more often"

by Regis Bognor February 7, 2006

hardware

One of the many pet names for a guy's dick, especially if your guy has a thing for technology and is hard for you often.

Girl 1: So I went home with that tech guy last night...

Girl 2: and...???

Girl 1: Let's just say his hardware is impressive beyond his Mac...

by TrulyNyxen March 31, 2009

hardware

A wedding or engagement ring, indication of an individual being "taken". Applies to both sexes.

"Psst! Look at that hunk. Drat, he's got hardware."

by tallgrrl July 22, 2004

Hardware

A medium used by gamers to compare themselves to each other, generally used by n00bs who couldn't do the same with skill.

n00b: I have 8 gigs of ram and an Intel Core i7!!!!11 My hardware rocks!!!1
Veteran: I have half a gig of ram and an Intel Pentium 2, yet I'm still pwning you.

by F3N4TiK August 22, 2009